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Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Confessions of a Window Cleaner is a 1974 British sex comedy film, directed by Val Guest.
Like the other films in the Confessions series; Confessions of a Pop Performer, Confessions of a Driving Instructor and Confessions from a Holiday Camp, it concerns the erotic adventures of Timothy Lea, based on the novels written under that name by Christopher Wood. Each film features Robin Askwith and Antony Booth.
Timothy "Timmy" Lea is an optimistic but clumsy young man who works alongside his brother-in-law, Sidney "Sid" Noggett, in their window cleaning business. Timmy narrates his day-to-day activities, and he sees many things through the various windows he cleans of houses and big buildings, including many naked women.
Sid and his wife Rosie are expecting their first child, so Sid has employed Timmy to "satisfy" his customers, little realising his bumbling ways and that he is irresistible to women. One day, Timmy meets policewoman Elizabeth "Liz" Radlett, and he is instantly attracted to her. He and Sid go to a social club to watch a burlesque performer, who takes Timmy backstage to have sex with him. During a home window cleaning, Jacqui Brown is overly flirty with Timmy and is bored as her husband is away. Timmy spills liquid detergent and leaves the tap water running, causing an overload of bubbles to fill the kitchen while the pair are having sex.
Later, Timmy meets with Liz again and asks her to the cinema. On another window cleaning job, he winds up having sex with housewife Carole. Timmy often visits his parents, Mr. Lea and Mrs. Lea; Mr. Lea often brings home trinkets and junk he finds at the lost property office. Timmy hangs a moose head that his father has found, but it rips through the wall. During their trip to the movies, Timmy tries to feel up Liz, but she is uninterested in his sexual advances.
Liz's father, Inspector Radlett, is somewhat wary of her daughter's choice of men. On another house visit, Brenda is having sex with Timmy, when they are interrupted by a man he assumes is her husband. He hides under the tiger rug, but it turns out that it was her landlord. On another job, Timmy almost has sex with foreign maid Ingrid, who enjoys yoga, before they are interrupted by her employer, Mrs. Villiers. She then tries to seduce him and gets all dirty in the coal cellar. Next, Timmy ends up having sex with customer Elvie, who pulls out the wall bed, but they are interrupted by her lesbian partner, Ronnie. They have a squabble on the bed before it springs back into the wall with them all on it.
Timmy visits Sid and Rosie, who have given birth to their son, Jason. Later, spending the evening together watching television, Timmy tries again to feel up Liz, but she still rebuffs him. She tells him that she will only make love with the man she marries, and he inadvertently proposes marriage to her. Following this proposal, Liz finally gives in to temptation; they almost have sex, although Timmy is distracted by photos of her parents.
The wedding is arranged, and everyone is dressed up for the big day. But Timmy is knocked unconscious by some removal men and is taken by them on a sofa covered with a sheet in their van. The guests await Timmy's arrival, but the bride turns up before him, and they wait so long that the next wedding is ready to go ahead. When Timmy wakes up and leaves the removal van, he finds himself 60 miles outside London. While he is still missing, the wedding guests are at the reception, not wanting to waste the food. Timmy gets a lift in the back of a boat being towed by a car, but when he arrives at the reception, the guests have already left. Timmy is shocked when he goes home to find Liz being caressed by Sid in the garden outhouse, so he decides to soak them with the hosepipe.
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Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Confessions of a Window Cleaner is a 1974 British sex comedy film, directed by Val Guest.
Like the other films in the Confessions series; Confessions of a Pop Performer, Confessions of a Driving Instructor and Confessions from a Holiday Camp, it concerns the erotic adventures of Timothy Lea, based on the novels written under that name by Christopher Wood. Each film features Robin Askwith and Antony Booth.
Timothy "Timmy" Lea is an optimistic but clumsy young man who works alongside his brother-in-law, Sidney "Sid" Noggett, in their window cleaning business. Timmy narrates his day-to-day activities, and he sees many things through the various windows he cleans of houses and big buildings, including many naked women.
Sid and his wife Rosie are expecting their first child, so Sid has employed Timmy to "satisfy" his customers, little realising his bumbling ways and that he is irresistible to women. One day, Timmy meets policewoman Elizabeth "Liz" Radlett, and he is instantly attracted to her. He and Sid go to a social club to watch a burlesque performer, who takes Timmy backstage to have sex with him. During a home window cleaning, Jacqui Brown is overly flirty with Timmy and is bored as her husband is away. Timmy spills liquid detergent and leaves the tap water running, causing an overload of bubbles to fill the kitchen while the pair are having sex.
Later, Timmy meets with Liz again and asks her to the cinema. On another window cleaning job, he winds up having sex with housewife Carole. Timmy often visits his parents, Mr. Lea and Mrs. Lea; Mr. Lea often brings home trinkets and junk he finds at the lost property office. Timmy hangs a moose head that his father has found, but it rips through the wall. During their trip to the movies, Timmy tries to feel up Liz, but she is uninterested in his sexual advances.
Liz's father, Inspector Radlett, is somewhat wary of her daughter's choice of men. On another house visit, Brenda is having sex with Timmy, when they are interrupted by a man he assumes is her husband. He hides under the tiger rug, but it turns out that it was her landlord. On another job, Timmy almost has sex with foreign maid Ingrid, who enjoys yoga, before they are interrupted by her employer, Mrs. Villiers. She then tries to seduce him and gets all dirty in the coal cellar. Next, Timmy ends up having sex with customer Elvie, who pulls out the wall bed, but they are interrupted by her lesbian partner, Ronnie. They have a squabble on the bed before it springs back into the wall with them all on it.
Timmy visits Sid and Rosie, who have given birth to their son, Jason. Later, spending the evening together watching television, Timmy tries again to feel up Liz, but she still rebuffs him. She tells him that she will only make love with the man she marries, and he inadvertently proposes marriage to her. Following this proposal, Liz finally gives in to temptation; they almost have sex, although Timmy is distracted by photos of her parents.
The wedding is arranged, and everyone is dressed up for the big day. But Timmy is knocked unconscious by some removal men and is taken by them on a sofa covered with a sheet in their van. The guests await Timmy's arrival, but the bride turns up before him, and they wait so long that the next wedding is ready to go ahead. When Timmy wakes up and leaves the removal van, he finds himself 60 miles outside London. While he is still missing, the wedding guests are at the reception, not wanting to waste the food. Timmy gets a lift in the back of a boat being towed by a car, but when he arrives at the reception, the guests have already left. Timmy is shocked when he goes home to find Liz being caressed by Sid in the garden outhouse, so he decides to soak them with the hosepipe.