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Patay na si Hesus
Patay na si Hesus (lit. 'Jesus is Already Dead') is a 2016 Filipino black comedy road film and an entry to the 2017 Pista ng Pelikulang Pilipino.
Iyay, a food vendor in Cebu City, learns the death of her estranged husband, Hesus, in Dumaguete. She decides to drive her van to the funeral and forces her apathetic children, Hubert who is diagnosed with Down syndrome, trans man Judith Marie "Jude" and penniless, jobless Jay to join her. Bert quickly agrees, while Jude decides to apply for leave and bring his adoptive daughter Mia with him, and Jay refuses, but gives in to Iyay's demands. Their pet dog Judas comes along as well.
Along the way, Jude and Jay argue over the latter still not having a job and not passing the board exams, and the former not giving any benefits to the family despite his high-paying job, after which Iyay tells that there are two knives they could use, and whoever dies is buried with their father.
During a stopover at Carcar and while eating lechon, Iyay discovers that her stall is being forcibly relocated. She tries to go back, but relents when Jay uses reverse psychology on her.
Later, Jay tries to urinate and run away - but Jude catches up to him. Jude and Iyay later bicker over their father's misdeeds, including cheating on her with his mistress. Jude also gets irritated by how Iyay often addresses him, by his birth name Judith Marie, in retaliation to Jude bringing up his father. When Mia asks what is puki (vagina) after Iyay brings it up, Jay and Jude come up with absurd meanings.
They make another stopover to the Simala Shrine, where Iyay picks up Hesus's deranged sister Lucy. On the way, Lucy reveals that early on, when Iyay and Hesus eloped to Dumaguete, Iyay was illiterate in Cebuano but calm and controlled, compared to the current situation where she is now fluent in Cebuano and rather violent. Suddenly, Lucy defecates, triggering a foul smell in the minivan. Stopping by the road, Lucy strips completely in a fit of insanity before being covered by Iyay.
At another stopover, Jude discovers that his girlfriend Mary, whom he had thought to be in an out-of-town seminar, was in fact flirting with another girl. Jude flies into a rage, attacking a cake vendor in the process. Later in a park, he lashes out at Mary for her deception. Upon leaving, a heartbroken Jude leaves Mia to Mary.
At another stopover, Jay reveals to Jude that he impregnated his girlfriend. Jude lambasts him for failing at sex education despite five years at college. Unbeknownst to them, Bert leaves the van, as does Lucy, who hops along someone else's motorcycle. This leads to Iyay and Jay searching for him, which involves stumbling into a parade and a criminal who is also named Bert. Meanwhile, Jude is approached by a few local drunkards and gets drunk with them upon learning one of the men is heartbroken as well.
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Patay na si Hesus
Patay na si Hesus (lit. 'Jesus is Already Dead') is a 2016 Filipino black comedy road film and an entry to the 2017 Pista ng Pelikulang Pilipino.
Iyay, a food vendor in Cebu City, learns the death of her estranged husband, Hesus, in Dumaguete. She decides to drive her van to the funeral and forces her apathetic children, Hubert who is diagnosed with Down syndrome, trans man Judith Marie "Jude" and penniless, jobless Jay to join her. Bert quickly agrees, while Jude decides to apply for leave and bring his adoptive daughter Mia with him, and Jay refuses, but gives in to Iyay's demands. Their pet dog Judas comes along as well.
Along the way, Jude and Jay argue over the latter still not having a job and not passing the board exams, and the former not giving any benefits to the family despite his high-paying job, after which Iyay tells that there are two knives they could use, and whoever dies is buried with their father.
During a stopover at Carcar and while eating lechon, Iyay discovers that her stall is being forcibly relocated. She tries to go back, but relents when Jay uses reverse psychology on her.
Later, Jay tries to urinate and run away - but Jude catches up to him. Jude and Iyay later bicker over their father's misdeeds, including cheating on her with his mistress. Jude also gets irritated by how Iyay often addresses him, by his birth name Judith Marie, in retaliation to Jude bringing up his father. When Mia asks what is puki (vagina) after Iyay brings it up, Jay and Jude come up with absurd meanings.
They make another stopover to the Simala Shrine, where Iyay picks up Hesus's deranged sister Lucy. On the way, Lucy reveals that early on, when Iyay and Hesus eloped to Dumaguete, Iyay was illiterate in Cebuano but calm and controlled, compared to the current situation where she is now fluent in Cebuano and rather violent. Suddenly, Lucy defecates, triggering a foul smell in the minivan. Stopping by the road, Lucy strips completely in a fit of insanity before being covered by Iyay.
At another stopover, Jude discovers that his girlfriend Mary, whom he had thought to be in an out-of-town seminar, was in fact flirting with another girl. Jude flies into a rage, attacking a cake vendor in the process. Later in a park, he lashes out at Mary for her deception. Upon leaving, a heartbroken Jude leaves Mia to Mary.
At another stopover, Jay reveals to Jude that he impregnated his girlfriend. Jude lambasts him for failing at sex education despite five years at college. Unbeknownst to them, Bert leaves the van, as does Lucy, who hops along someone else's motorcycle. This leads to Iyay and Jay searching for him, which involves stumbling into a parade and a criminal who is also named Bert. Meanwhile, Jude is approached by a few local drunkards and gets drunk with them upon learning one of the men is heartbroken as well.