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Star-ving
View on Wikipedia| Star-ving | |
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| Genre | Comedy |
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| Directed by | Sam Kass |
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| Country of origin | United States |
| Original language | English |
| No. of seasons | 1 |
| No. of episodes | 12 |
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| Running time | 8 to 10 minutes |
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| Network | Crackle |
| Release | January 16 – March 13, 2009 |
Star-ving is a comedy web series of episodes running eight to ten minutes, based very loosely on the life of David Faustino from Married... with Children. His co-star is Corin Nemec, who played the title character in Parker Lewis Can't Lose. The start date for the episodes was January 16, 2009. The series is a production of FNB Entertainment LLC in association with Sony Pictures Television, webcast on Crackle.
History
[edit]In 2006, Faustino and his writing partners, Corin Nemec and Todd Bringewatt, started a production company called F.N.B. Entertainment. In 2007, they wrote a two-page treatment for Star-ving, which they took to director Sam Kass, a former writer and producer on Seinfeld. After shooting the pilot, they took it to Crackle, where twelve webisodes were ordered. In the series, "Faustino plays an exaggerated version of himself — he's broke, can't find a job and his wife has left him for Coolio."[1] Faustino has said of the show, "We don't push the envelope, we're shredding it."[2]
Cast
[edit]- David Faustino: The star. It's been ten years since Married... with Children and he is frustrated with his lot in life. He is "freakishly short" and his only source of income is from a porn shop left to him by a crazed, deceased fan.
- Corin Nemec: Faustino's sidekick. He is also broke, despite his three seasons as star of Parker Lewis Can't Lose. He helps Faustino run the porn shop.
Faustino's Married... with Children co-stars, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate and Ed O'Neill, make cameo appearances in the series as themselves.
Episodes
[edit]| No. | Title | Release date | |
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| 1 | "Begging Ed[3]" | January 16, 2009 | |
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David Faustino tries to solicit money from former co-star Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy), with no help from Corin. | |||
| 2 | "Gilbert's Kid[4]" | January 16, 2009 | |
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David babysits Sparky, Gilbert Gottfried's 34-year-old mentally challenged adopted son. | |||
| 3 | "Straight Outta Compton[5]" | January 16, 2009 | |
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Coolio saves Dave from an angry black mob that Corin knows well. | |||
| 4 | ""Married with Children"..The Movie[6]" | January 23, 2009 | |
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Dave's big chance to play his old role is usurped by Seth Green. The rest of the 'family' likes the idea. | |||
| 5 | "The Scheize Flick[7]" | January 23, 2009 | |
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Dave gets an offer to make a film in Germany. After celebrating with Ron Jeremy, he arrives to find he'll be doing more than 'brown-nosing' on the set. | |||
| 6 | "Just One Drink[8]" | January 30, 2009 | |
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Executives from 'The Network' including Ahmed Best (Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars) offer Dave a show. But then Dave downs a beer to commemorate the occasion, and things go south. | |||
| 7 | "Starving…Literally[9]" | February 6, 2009 | |
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Dave and Corin run into all kinds of trouble trying to find something to eat, some involving Kato Kaelin. | |||
| 8 | "Going O.J.[10]" | February 13, 2009 | |
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When the porn shop needs cash to survive, Dave, his mom, and Corin travel to Las Vegas to steal back some unusual memorabilia. | |||
| 9 | "Stealing Alan Thicke[11]" | February 20, 2009 | |
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Kidnapping Alan Thicke to extort money from his pop star son does not turn out like Dave and Corin thought it would. | |||
| 10 | "El Al-Qaeda[12]" | February 27, 2009 | |
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Ed Asner plays twins in the episode, one a therapist, the other the head of a major foreign studio. Things are looking up for Dave and Corin until a misunderstanding takes place. | |||
| 11 | "Getting Huge[13]" | March 6, 2009 | |
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After an ill-fated trip to the gym, during which Dave happens upon his ex-wife and Coolio doing some inappropriate stretching, a locker room encounter turns ugly. | |||
| 12 | "Deliverance[14]" | March 13, 2009 | |
References
[edit]- ^ "Crackle Starving2". Archived from the original on February 5, 2009. Retrieved January 9, 2009.
- ^ David Faustino, Kathy Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb (2009). 'Star-ving' Actor Launches Webisodes' (TV-Series). New York: Today. Archived from the original on February 7, 2009.
- ^ [1] Crackle Starving at the Wayback Machine (archived December 22, 2014)
- ^ [2] Crackle Starving3 at the Wayback Machine (archived July 3, 2015)
- ^ [3] Crackle Starving4 at the Wayback Machine (archived July 3, 2015)
- ^ "Crackle Starving5". Archived from the original on December 22, 2014. Retrieved July 2, 2015.
- ^ "Crackle Starving6". Archived from the original on December 22, 2014. Retrieved July 2, 2015.
- ^ "Crackle Starving7". Archived from the original on December 18, 2014. Retrieved July 2, 2015.
- ^ "Crackle Starving8". Archived from the original on December 18, 2014. Retrieved July 2, 2015.
- ^ "Crackle Starving9". Archived from the original on December 18, 2014. Retrieved July 2, 2015.
- ^ "Crackle Starving10". Archived from the original on July 3, 2015. Retrieved July 2, 2015.
- ^ "Crackle Starving11". Archived from the original on December 18, 2014. Retrieved July 2, 2015.
- ^ "Crackle Starving12". Archived from the original on December 18, 2014. Retrieved July 2, 2015.
- ^ "Crackle Starving13". Archived from the original on December 29, 2014. Retrieved July 2, 2015.
External links
[edit]- Hey Bud, How's It Going? The Los Angeles Times
- Hey, Bud, What Comes After Our 15 Minutes?, New York Times article on the show
Star-ving
View on GrokipediaPremise and Format
Concept and Premise
Star-ving is a 2009 web comedy series that portrays David Faustino as an exaggerated version of himself, a former child star navigating the harsh realities of Hollywood obscurity and financial hardship following the end of his iconic role in Married... with Children. The core premise revolves around his character's desperate and often absurd efforts to stage a career comeback amid ongoing struggles with poverty and irrelevance.[3] This semi-autobiographical approach draws from Faustino's real post-fame experiences, presenting them through a satirical lens that critiques the fleeting nature of celebrity.[4] Key thematic elements include the satire of life as a washed-up actor, encompassing failed auditions, economic woes due to lack of residuals, and awkward interactions with fellow celebrities who highlight his diminished status. The series positions itself as an "anti-Entourage," focusing on the unglamorous side of fame's aftermath rather than its perks, with Faustino's alter-ego embodying the frustrations of typecasting and personal setbacks like divorces.[4] Celebrity cameos further amplify this commentary, underscoring the divide between current stars and those clinging to past glory.[1] In the premise, episodes follow Faustino's character pursuing get-rich-quick schemes, such as infomercials or shady business deals, which blend authentic inspirations from his career rollercoaster with fictional exaggeration for humor. Faustino has noted that the show is approximately 90% rooted in truth, allowing for a hyper-realistic yet cartoonish depiction of these misadventures.[4] This structure allows for episodic narratives that explore child star vulnerabilities through a mix of linear storytelling and overarching themes.[3]Episode Structure and Style
Each episode of Star-ving runs approximately eight to ten minutes, tailored for quick online consumption on platforms like Crackle.[1][5] The series employs a structure featuring self-contained narratives with loose serialization, condensing traditional half-hour sitcom elements into a three-act format of beginning, middle, and end per installment. Episodes typically open with protagonist David Faustino navigating everyday struggles as a fading actor and resolve through humorous mishaps or ironic twists, while an overarching storyline tracks his ongoing misadventures with roommate Corin Nemec.[5] The comedy draws on self-deprecating and raunchy humor, parodying Hollywood insider tropes in an "anti-Entourage" vein, with over-the-top awkward situations reminiscent of Curb Your Enthusiasm. This style incorporates crass language, toilet gags, and pop culture nods via celebrity cameos, delivered at a rapid pace to sustain viewer engagement in the short format.[3][5] Visually, Star-ving embraces a low-budget web aesthetic with an indie sensibility, prioritizing character-driven antics over polished production values to evoke authentic, viral video energy. The meta approach, inspired by Faustino's real-life post-Married... with Children experiences, relies on his semi-autobiographical portrayal.[3]Production
Development and Creation
Star-ving was created by David Faustino and Corin Nemec in 2008 as an original web series for Crackle, the digital platform backed by Sony Pictures Television, with production handled by FNB Entertainment LLC, a company formed in 2006 by Faustino, Nemec, and producer Todd Bringewatt. The series was co-created alongside writers Todd Bringewatt and Sam Henry Kass, who served as executive producers, and was designed specifically for online distribution to capitalize on the emerging web video market. Greenlit in late 2008 following a successful pitch to Sony, production began that fall, targeting a premiere on Crackle in early 2009.[6] The inspiration for Star-ving stemmed directly from Faustino's real-life career struggles after the end of Married... with Children in 1997, where he faced ongoing typecasting as Bud Bundy and the challenges of transitioning from child stardom to adult roles. Faustino and Nemec, both former teen idols—Nemec from Parker Lewis Can't Lose—developed the concept as a satirical, self-deprecating portrayal of their own faded fame, exaggerating personal frustrations like constant public recognition and professional reinvention hurdles into comedic scenarios. This therapeutic outlet allowed them to lampoon the entertainment industry's treatment of has-been celebrities through dark humor and autofictional elements.[7][8] Faustino took a lead role in the writing process, co-authoring scripts with Nemec that drew heavily from their shared anecdotes of post-fame life, blending influences from shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm with an "anti-Entourage" vibe to critique Hollywood's underbelly. The series was planned as a single season of 12 short episodes, each running 8 to 10 minutes, with a modest budget of $500,000 to enable quick production suited for web viewing. This structure emphasized episodic, standalone stories rooted in the creators' personal experiences, prioritizing humor over traditional narrative arcs.[7][8][9]Casting and Filming
David Faustino, best known for his role as Bud Bundy on Married... with Children, served as the lead actor and co-creator of Star-ving, drawing on his own experiences as a post-fame actor to shape the series. Corin Nemec, Faustino's longtime friend and fellow former child star from Parker Lewis Can't Lose, was cast as the co-lead and writing partner, portraying an exaggerated version of himself as Faustino's sidekick in their misadventures.[9] The casting process emphasized reunions with Married... with Children alumni for cameo roles, including Ed O'Neill in the premiere episode, and Katey Sagal and Christina Applegate in the fourth episode, which parodied a potential sequel film to the original series.[10] Filming for the 12-episode web series took place in Los Angeles in late 2008 and early 2009, utilizing digital video cameras to accommodate its short-form online format and modest production scale.[6] Low-budget sets, primarily apartments and soundstages, were employed to authentically reflect the premise of down-on-their-luck actors scraping by in Hollywood.[1] The production operated on a tight schedule, completing all episodes in less than two weeks to meet the rapid demands of web distribution.[9] With a total budget of $500,000 funded by Sony Pictures Television, the team relied on improvisation for many scenes to minimize costs and enhance the series' raw, spontaneous feel, inspired by shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm.[9] For instance, O'Neill's cameo involved unscripted dialogue that added to the episode's humor.[11] Post-production was streamlined with basic editing to enable quick uploads to Crackle, the Sony-backed streaming platform, ensuring episodes could premiere starting January 16, 2009, while keeping visual effects to a minimum in line with the series' unpolished aesthetic.[6]Cast and Characters
Main Cast
David Faustino stars as Dave, a fictionalized version of himself depicted as a washed-up actor from the hit sitcom Married... with Children, who resorts to increasingly desperate and absurd schemes to recapture his faded fame and financial stability, such as running a porn store or attempting high-risk stunts.[9] Faustino, renowned for portraying the wisecracking Bud Bundy on Married... with Children from 1987 to 1997, infuses the role with self-deprecating humor that highlights themes of post-stardom struggles and repeated failures throughout the series. Corin Nemec plays Corin, Dave's loyal yet pragmatic best friend and frequent co-conspirator, serving as the straight-man foil who often tempers or enables Dave's wild escapades while navigating their shared misadventures in Hollywood's underbelly.[9] Nemec, previously known for his lead role as the clever high schooler Parker Lewis in the 1990–1993 Fox series Parker Lewis Can't Lose and his sci-fi portrayal of Jonas Quinn on Stargate SG-1 from 2002 to 2004, provides grounded contrast to Dave's chaotic energy, underscoring the duo's bond amid comedic failures.[12] The series occasionally features guest appearances by Married... with Children alumni, adding layers of nostalgic irony to Dave's quest for relevance.[1]Guest and Recurring Roles
Star-ving incorporates a range of recurring and guest roles to expand its ensemble and satirize the challenges of Hollywood networking and post-stardom life, with celebrities often portraying exaggerated versions of themselves to highlight Faustino's fictional struggles.[1] Coolio recurs as himself throughout the series, appearing in at least two episodes as a friend entangled in Faustino's entrepreneurial schemes, such as a Compton-based venture in "Straight Outta Compton" and a bodybuilding plot in "Getting Huge," adding a layer of hip-hop flair to the comedic ensemble.[13] Andrea Faustino, David Faustino's real-life sister, also recurs as a family member in Dave's inner circle, providing support amid his misadventures and emphasizing themes of familial ties in showbiz survival. Notable guest stars from the Married... with Children cast make cameo appearances that playfully nod to their shared history, building humor through reunion dynamics. In the episode "Married with Children: The Movie," Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, and Christina Applegate appear as themselves in a satirical skit about a fictional Bundy family film reboot, where O'Neill's character rebuffs Faustino's pleas for financial help, underscoring the satire of faded collaborations.[10] O'Neill also guests in "Begging Ed," portraying a reluctant benefactor to Faustino's desperate pitches. Other celebrity cameos further populate Dave's chaotic world, enhancing the show's parody of celebrity culture. Gilbert Gottfried guests in "Gilbert's Kid" as a father whose adult son requires babysitting from Faustino, leading to absurd comedic mishaps that mock parental expectations in fame.[14] Alan Thicke appears in "Stealing Alan Thicke" as a kidnapping target in one of Faustino and Nemec's ill-fated schemes, poking fun at 1980s TV icons.[1] Additional guests like Ron Jeremy in "The Scheize Flick," where he joins a low-budget film celebration, and Seth Green in the movie parody episode, replacing Faustino in a role, contribute to the ensemble by embodying Hollywood's eccentric underbelly.[10] These roles collectively amplify the series' focus on opportunistic alliances and the absurdities of show business networking.[15]Release and Episodes
Distribution and Release
Star-ving was exclusively available on Crackle, Sony Pictures Television's ad-supported streaming service, as a web series premiering on January 16, 2009.[1] The show consisted of 12 short episodes, each running eight to ten minutes, released weekly and free to view online.[16][3] The series ran from January 16, 2009, to March 13, 2009, positioning it as Crackle's signature original comedy to attract viewers through its online format.[5] Marketing efforts capitalized on David Faustino's established fanbase from Married... with Children, emphasizing nostalgia for the sitcom while featuring promotional trailers on YouTube and Sony Pictures' websites.[3][17] After its initial 2009 run, the episodes were no longer actively distributed on Crackle in subsequent years and saw limited availability, primarily archived on fan sites and referenced on platforms like IMDb.[18] By 2025, no major streaming service had revived the series for widespread access, though individual episodes can be found on YouTube via fan uploads; a DVD release occurred shortly after its debut but went out of print by 2018.[19][16][13]Episode List
Star-ving consists of a single season with 12 episodes, each running approximately 8 to 10 minutes, released as a web series on Crackle starting in January 2009.[1] The episodes follow the misadventures of David Faustino's character, a struggling actor, and his friend Corin Nemec, often featuring celebrity cameos and satirical takes on Hollywood life.| Episode | Title | Air Date | Synopsis |
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| 1 | Begging Ed | January 16, 2009 | David Faustino, broke and living with his mother and Corin Nemec, attempts to borrow money from Ed O'Neill but receives no help from Corin.[20][21] |
| 2 | Gilbert's Kid | January 16, 2009 | Dave accidentally kills Sparky, the 34-year-old mentally challenged son of Gilbert Gottfried, leading to comedic chaos.[20][22] |
| 3 | Straight Outta Compton | January 16, 2009 | Coolio intervenes to save Dave from an angry mob that Corin knows, highlighting racial satire in Hollywood.[20][22] |
| 4 | Married with Children: The Movie | January 23, 2009 | Dave's opportunity to reprise his Married... with Children role is usurped by Seth Green, with cameos from Katey Sagal and Christina Applegate approving the change.[20][21][22] |
| 5 | The Scheize Flick | January 23, 2009 | Dave accepts a German film role that turns out to involve unexpected adult content after a night out with Ron Jeremy.[20][22] |
| 6 | Just One Drink | January 30, 2009 | A promising network deal for Dave falls apart after he has just one beer, complicated by Ahmed Best's involvement.[20][22] |
| 7 | Starving... Literally | February 6, 2009 | Dave and Corin face various troubles while trying to find something to eat, involving Kato Kaelin.[20][22] |
| 8 | Going O.J. | February 13, 2009 | To save their failing porn shop, Dave, his mother, and Corin head to Las Vegas to steal back unusual memorabilia.[20][22] |
| 9 | Stealing Alan Thicke | February 20, 2009 | Dave and Corin's plan to kidnap Alan Thicke for ransom money hilariously backfires.[20][22] |
| 10 | El Al-Qaeda | February 27, 2009 | Dave receives a brief therapy session from Corin as a Christmas gift, resulting in him being cast opposite a Osama bin Laden parody in a sitcom; Ed Asner plays twins in a related misunderstanding.[20][23][22] |
| 11 | Getting Huge | March 6, 2009 | A gym visit turns confrontational when Dave spots his ex-wife with Coolio, leading to an ugly encounter.[20][22] |
| 12 | Deliverance | March 13, 2009 | A vacation with Corin's Kentucky cousins spirals into danger when Dave and Corin end up in a meth lab.[20][22] |
