The Real Frank Zappa Book

The Real Frank Zappa Book has 19 chapters:

0. INTRODUCTION Book? What book?
1. How Weird Am I, Anyway?
2. There Goes the Neighborhood
3. An Alternative to College
4. Are We Having a Good Time Yet?
5. The Log Cabin
6. Send In the Clowns
7. Drool, Britannia
8. All About Music
9. A Chapter for My Dad
10. The One You've Been Waiting For
11. Sticks & Stones
12. America Drinks and Goes Marching
13. All About Schmucks
14. Marriage (as a Dada Concept)
15. "Porn Wars"
16. Church and State
17. Practical Conservatism
18. Failure
19. The Last Word

Vanity Fair wrote of the book, "An autobiography of mostly hilarious stories...fireside war tales from the big bad days of the rockin' sixties...primer of the sonic avant-garde, the book bashes favorite Zappa targets and dashes a few myths about the man."^[1]

The New York Post said, "This book belongs in every home".^[2]