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Arthur Metrano (September 22, 1936 – September 8, 2021) was an American actor. He was noted for his role as Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment and Police Academy 3: Back in Training.

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Career

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Metrano in 1971

Metrano's film debut was as a truck driver in the 1961 Cold War thriller Rocket Attack U.S.A..[1] Among Metrano's TV appearances were a 1968 episode of Ironside,[2] a 1970 episode of Bewitched, a 1976 episode of The Practice, and The Streets of San Francisco.[3] In 1977, he was a regular in the cast of the short-lived CBS situation comedy Loves Me, Loves Me Not.[4]

He also frequently appeared on talk and variety shows in the early 1970s, especially The Tonight Show, as The Great Metrano, a "magician" who performed absurd tricks, such as making his fingers "jump" from one hand to another, while constantly humming an inane theme song – "Fine and Dandy", an early 1930s composition by Kay Swift.[5]

His best-known role came in 1985 as Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in Police Academy 2. He reprised the role in its sequel Police Academy 3 a year later.[1]

After injuring his spine in 1989, Metrano's on-screen appearances became limited during his rehabilitation. He did, however, return to television a year later and continued making guest appearances and small roles until retiring from acting in 2001.[6][7] Between 1993 and 2001, Metrano infrequently toured a one-man show titled "Jews Don't Belong on Ladders...An Accidental Comedy", which has raised more than $75,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury, to help buy crutches, wheelchairs, and supplies for disabled people.[8] After a final limited set of shows in 2008, Metrano retired.[9][10]

In December 2007, Metrano sued Seth MacFarlane, the producers and studio behind the television show Family Guy, asserting copyright infringement, and asking for damages of over two million dollars. The suit pertained to a "cutaway" segment from the 2005 episode Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, where Stewie alludes to the miracles of Jesus Christ being "exaggerated a bit." The cutaway shows Jesus performing to a group of awed onlookers while doing Metrano's act: making his fingers jump between hands while humming "Fine and Dandy".[11][12] The case was settled out of court in 2010 with undisclosed terms.[13][14]

Personal life

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Originally from Brooklyn, New York City, Metrano lived in Aventura, Florida, with his second wife Jamie Golder.[15] He had four children. He was born to a Turkish Jewish father and a Greek Jewish mother.[16] Following his retirement from acting, Metrano owned a yogurt shop.[17]

On September 17, 1989, Metrano broke his neck and seriously injured his spinal cord after falling off a ladder while working on his house.[18] Initially a quadriplegic,[19][20] he later regained the use of his arms and legs, and was able to walk short distances with the help of crutches, although he regularly used a motorized wheelchair.[21][17]

Death

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Metrano died of natural causes on September 8, 2021, at his home in Aventura, Florida at the age of 84.[1][5]

Filmography

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Art Metrano (September 22, 1936 – September 8, 2021) was an American comedian and actor best known for his stand-up comedy routine as "The Amazing Metrano," in which he portrayed an inept magician performing fake tricks with "magic fingers" while humming a tune, and for his role as the pompous Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in the films Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985), Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986), and Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987). Born Arthur Metrano in Brooklyn, New York, to a garment industry worker father and a housewife mother, he grew up in the Bensonhurst neighborhood and graduated from Lafayette High School. Metrano began his career as a nightclub comedian in the 1960s, gaining national prominence in 1970 after performing his signature "Amazing Metrano" routine on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, which led to frequent television guest appearances on shows such as All in the Family, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and The Jeffersons. His film roles included supporting parts in They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969), The Heartbreak Kid (1972), History of the World, Part I (1981), and Breathless (1983), amassing around 100 credits in television and film across a four-decade span. In September 1989, Metrano suffered a life-altering accident when he fell from a ladder while working on his house in Los Angeles, fracturing his first, second, and seventh cervical vertebrae and initially rendering him a quadriplegic. Through intensive rehabilitation, he regained limited mobility in his arms and legs, though the injury significantly curtailed his acting career. He transitioned into motivational speaking, advocating for people with disabilities, and developed the one-man show Metrano's Accidental Comedy about his experience, which he performed using a wheelchair and later authored as the 2004 book Jews Don’t Belong on Ladders: An Accidental Comedy. Metrano was married twice and had three children; he resided in Aventura, Florida, at the time of his passing from natural causes.

Early life

Family background

Art Metrano was born on September 22, 1936, in the Bensonhurst neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York City. His father, a Turkish Jewish garment manufacturer, and his mother, a Greek Jewish housewife, raised him in this working-class area known for its diverse immigrant communities. He was the youngest of six children born to his parents. The family's original surname was Mesistrano, which his father later changed to Metrano. Metrano's early years were shaped by his Sephardic Jewish heritage, blending Turkish and Greek cultural traditions within the vibrant Jewish enclave of Bensonhurst. This multicultural upbringing influenced his formative experiences in a neighborhood rich with Eastern European and Mediterranean immigrant families.

Education

Metrano was raised in the Bensonhurst neighborhood of Brooklyn and attended Lafayette High School, a public school in the area known for its diverse student body from working-class families. During his time there, he played football. He graduated from Lafayette High School in the mid-1950s, after which his athletic talents earned him a football scholarship to the College of the Pacific (now the University of the Pacific) in Stockton, California. Metrano's college attendance was short-lived; an injury ended his football aspirations, and he returned to New York without obtaining a degree, concluding his formal education and paving the way for his entry into early adulthood.

Career

Comedy routines

In the early 1970s, Art Metrano developed his signature stand-up persona, "The Great Metrano" (also known as "The Amazing Metrano"), as a parody of a bumbling, overconfident magician from the Catskills circuit. Dressed in a tuxedo, Metrano would mince across the stage with a broad grin, embodying a shabby-slick showman who multitasked as his own band and assistant in a wordless, anticlimactic act. The routine emphasized physical comedy through exaggerated gestures and deliberate failures, turning mundane hand movements into purported feats of illusion, such as making his fingers appear to disappear, jump between hands, or rotate a playing card to reveal both sides as if it were a profound mystery. Central to the persona was Metrano's incessant, off-key scat-singing of the 1930 standard "Fine and Dandy," rendered as a repetitive "da-da da-da, da-da da-da" motif that served as both soundtrack and catchphrase, underscoring the absurdity of his inept "magic." He would hum the tune nonstop while pulling a silk handkerchief from his fist or performing other simplistic props-based tricks, building humor from the contrast between his suave delivery and the trivial outcomes. This style evolved from Metrano's earlier improvisational bits, where he accidentally discovered the comedic potential of framing ordinary finger skills as elaborate sorcery during warm-up acts. Metrano's breakthrough came through frequent guest spots on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, where his first appearance in 1970 quickly established his reputation, leading to multiple return visits throughout the early 1970s that showcased the routine to a national audience. He also performed the act on other variety programs, including Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, The Dean Martin Show, and The Merv Griffin Show, refining its physical elements like over-the-top flourishes and self-deprecating falls to heighten the theme of comedic failure. These appearances highlighted the persona's appeal in an era of slapstick revival, blending vaudeville homage with modern television timing. The success of "The Great Metrano" routine in the 1970s variety circuit provided Metrano with a platform that briefly transitioned him toward scripted television opportunities.

Television roles

Metrano's television career launched in the late 1960s with supporting guest roles that showcased his comedic flair in dramatic and sitcom formats. His debut came in a 1968 episode of the NBC crime drama Ironside. He quickly followed with multiple appearances on ABC's Bewitched from 1968 to 1970, portraying five distinct characters across the fifth and sixth seasons, such as a bulldozer driver in "Samantha Fights City Hall," a man in the yard in "I Don't Want to Be a Toad, I Want to Be a Butterfly," Ralph Davis in "And Something Makes Four," and Chick Cashman, the manager of musicians Boyce and Hart, in "Serena Stops the Show," where his exasperated reactions added humorous tension to the magical mishaps. By the mid-1970s, Metrano expanded into more varied guest spots, including a 1977 episode of ABC's The Streets of San Francisco titled "Monkey Is Back," in which he played the shady Tony Pellegrino, a local hood involved in a murder investigation. That same year, he took on a regular role as Tom, a wisecracking friend of the leads, in the short-lived CBS sitcom Loves Me, Loves Me Not, a six-episode series created by Susan Harris that explored romantic entanglements among young adults. His portrayal of a robber named Jack in the 1978 All in the Family episode "Super Bowl Sunday" highlighted his ability to inject comic menace into tense scenarios at Archie's bar. Metrano continued with notable guest roles in the early 1980s, such as Eddie Kimball, a roller derby promoter seeking redemption, in the 1982 Fantasy Island episode "Roller Derby Dolls/Thanks a Million," and Conway Ferguson, a man wishing to switch lives with his butler, in the 1983 installment "The Big Switch/The Hooker's Holiday," where his physical comedy amplified the show's whimsical fantasies. These appearances solidified his reputation for reliable, scene-stealing support in ensemble casts.

Film roles

Metrano made his film debut in a small role as a truck driver in the 1961 Cold War thriller Rocket Attack U.S.A.. Throughout the 1970s and early 1980s, he appeared in supporting parts in several comedies. In Mel Brooks' satirical epic History of the World, Part I (1981), Metrano portrayed Leonardo da Vinci in the "Roman Empire" segment, contributing to the film's comedic historical sketches. He followed this with the role of Birnbaum, a shady associate, in the crime drama Breathless (1983). Metrano achieved his breakthrough in feature films with the role of Lieutenant Ernie Mauser in Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985), depicting a pompous, ambitious, and comically incompetent officer scheming to undermine his rivals for a promotion. The character was marked by ruthless ambition, sarcastic demeanor, and frequent mishaps that positioned him as the butt of jokes among the ensemble cast. He reprised the part as Captain (later Commandant) Mauser in Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986), escalating the character's demeaning and success-driven traits while continuing to serve as a foil for the protagonists' antics. These roles, building on his television comedy background, solidified Metrano's reputation for portraying overconfident authority figures in ensemble comedies.

Later projects

Following his injury in 1989, Metrano took on limited acting roles, appearing sporadically in television guest spots and small film parts until his retirement from acting in 2001. These opportunities were constrained by the physical demands of his condition, marking a shift away from the physical comedy that defined his earlier success in films like the Police Academy sequels. In response to his challenges, Metrano developed a one-man show titled Metrano's Accidental Comedy, which he toured intermittently from the mid-1990s through 2008. The production blended humor with personal narrative, recounting his life experiences including his recovery from the accident, and he performed it while using a motorized wheelchair to emphasize resilience. Through performances at venues like the Odyssey Theatre in Los Angeles and the Union Square Theater in New York, the show raised over $75,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury, funding equipment such as wheelchairs and crutches for those with similar disabilities. Metrano retired from comedy following the final tours in 2008. In 2007, Metrano filed a lawsuit against the producers of Family Guy, including Seth MacFarlane and 20th Century Fox, alleging copyright infringement over a scene in the direct-to-video film Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story that replicated elements of his signature "magic" routine from The Tonight Show. He sought damages exceeding $2 million, claiming the parody featuring Jesus performing the bit—complete with finger gestures and humming "Fine and Dandy"—directly copied his protected act. The case was settled out of court in 2010 on undisclosed terms.

Personal life

Marriage and family

Metrano was married twice. His first marriage was to Rebecca Elizabeth Chute on December 28, 1972; the couple divorced in 2005 and had two children together: son Harry and daughter Zoe Bella. He later married Jamie Susan Golder, a former professional tennis player, in a union that lasted until his death in 2021; the exact date of their marriage is not publicly documented. In 2002, Metrano and Golder relocated from California to Aventura, Florida, where they resided together for the remainder of his life. Metrano had four children in total. In addition to Harry and Zoe Bella from his first marriage, he had a daughter, Roxanne, from an earlier relationship, and a son, Howard, from his second marriage. Zoe Bella pursued a career as a costume designer, while Howard served as headmaster of a Hillel school. The family provided ongoing support throughout Metrano's later years, with his wife Jamie remaining by his side until the end and his children, including Harry and Howard, participating in memorial arrangements following his passing. At the time of his death, he was also survived by several grandchildren and great-grandchildren.

Business activities

Following his semi-retirement from acting, Art Metrano relocated from California to South Florida in 2002, seeking a more relaxed lifestyle in the region. He settled in Aventura, where he lived with his second wife, Jamie Golder, and continued to build a family-oriented life. In 2011, Metrano ventured into the food business by opening Yogurt Ur Way, a self-serve frozen yogurt shop on Las Olas Boulevard in Fort Lauderdale. The shop offered a variety of yogurt flavors, toppings, smoothies, and light snacks, emphasizing healthy and customizable options for customers. He expanded the business in 2012 with a second location on the Hollywood Beach Broadwalk, which incorporated his comedic background through playful promotions, such as posing in evolutionary-themed displays. Metrano's yogurt shops represented a shift toward everyday entrepreneurship, providing a hands-on role in a community-focused business during his later years in Florida.

Health challenges and death

1989 accident

On September 17, 1989, Art Metrano suffered a severe injury when he fell head-first from a ladder while painting his house in Los Angeles, fracturing the first, second, and seventh cervical vertebrae in his neck. The fall resulted in an initial diagnosis of quadriplegia, with partial paralysis from the chest down, leaving him unable to move his limbs initially and requiring immediate hospitalization. Metrano underwent emergency medical treatment followed by an intensive rehabilitation process at a spinal cord injury center, where he focused on physical therapy to regain function. Through months of rehabilitation, he recovered limited mobility in his upper body, including use of his arms and hands, but the damage to his spinal cord left him with limited mobility in his lower body, primarily necessitating the use of a wheelchair for daily mobility, though he could walk short distances with the aid of crutches. This life-altering accident significantly interrupted Metrano's ongoing acting and comedy projects, forcing a prolonged hiatus from professional work.

Death

Art Metrano died on September 8, 2021, at his home in Aventura, Florida, at the age of 84, from natural causes. His son, Harry Metrano, announced the death to the media, confirming it occurred peacefully at home. Public tributes from entertainment peers and fans highlighted Metrano's comedic legacy, particularly his memorable "magic" routines and roles in films like Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment and Police Academy 3: Back in Training, with outlets such as The Hollywood Reporter and The New York Times publishing remembrances of his contributions to comedy and television. A funeral and celebration of life service was held on September 12, 2021, at 11:45 a.m. at Star of David Memorial Gardens Cemetery and Funeral Chapel in North Lauderdale, Florida, officiated by Metrano's son, Rabbi Howard Bald. Despite enduring long-term effects from his 1989 accident that curtailed his performing career, Metrano remained active in motivational speaking and family life until his final days.

Filmography

Film credits

Art Metrano began his film career with small supporting roles in the early 1960s, gradually building a reputation for comedic portrayals in character parts throughout the 1970s and 1980s. His contributions often involved injecting humor through exaggerated mannerisms or quirky side characters, particularly in ensemble comedies and crime films. Below is a chronological list of his feature film credits, highlighting key roles and brief annotations of his comedic input without revealing plot details.
YearTitleRoleContribution
1961Rocket Attack U.S.A.Truck DriverMetrano provided a brief but memorable bit of comic relief as a harried driver in this low-budget Cold War thriller, marking his screen debut.
1969They Shoot Horses, Don't They?MaxIn this gritty drama, Metrano's supporting turn as a marathon dancer added subtle humor through his character's weary, sarcastic demeanor.
1972They Only Kill Their MastersMalcolmMetrano delivered comedic timing as a local figure entangled in the mystery, using physical comedy to lighten tense scenes.
1972The Heartbreak KidEntertainerAs a lounge performer, Metrano contributed lighthearted antics that underscored the film's satirical take on romance.
1973Slaughter's Big Rip-OffMario BurtoliMetrano's portrayal of a mob associate brought slapstick energy to this blaxploitation action-comedy.
1973The All-American BoyJay David SwoozeIn this boxing drama, Metrano's role as a promoter offered comic relief via his over-the-top scheming personality.
1974Dirty O'NeilLassiterMetrano played a sleazy deputy with humorous incompetence, enhancing the film's buddy-cop parody elements.
1974The Treasure of Jamaica ReefWaiterHis brief appearance as a flustered waiter injected quick-witted banter into the adventure-comedy.
1975Linda Lovelace for PresidentThe SheikMetrano's exaggerated sheik character provided broad farce in this satirical sex comedy.
1975The Strongest Man in the WorldTV Color ManAs a hyper-enthusiastic announcer, Metrano amplified the film's whimsical Disney humor.
1977The ChoirboysMr. RemsonMetrano's depiction of a beleaguered civilian added ironic comedy to the ensemble of corrupt cops.
1978MatildaGordon BaumIn this wrestling comedy, Metrano's shady promoter role delivered scheming laughs through his bombastic delivery.
1980How to Beat the High Cost of LivingGas Station AttendantMetrano's wisecracking attendant contributed street-smart humor to the heist comedy.
1981Cheaper to Keep HerTony TurinoAs a fast-talking associate, Metrano brought chaotic energy to the romantic farce.
1981History of the World: Part ILeonardo DaVinci (The Roman Empire segment)Metrano's pompous inventor parody provided sight gags in Mel Brooks' historical spoof.
1981Going Ape!JoeyHis mobster henchman role featured slapstick mishaps in this ape-centric comedy.
1983BreathlessBirnbaumMetrano's eccentric junkyard owner offered deadpan wit in the crime thriller remake.
1984TeachersTroyAs a dim-witted janitor, Metrano's physical comedy highlighted the film's education satire.
1985Malibu ExpressMatthewMetrano's bumbling villain added humorous incompetence to the erotic spy thriller.
1985Police Academy 2: Their First AssignmentLt. / Captain MauserMetrano's ambitious, inept officer became a comedic foil through authoritarian blunders in the ensemble farce.
1986Police Academy 3: Back in TrainingCommandant MauserReprising his role, Metrano escalated the humor with increasingly ridiculous schemes at the academy.
1989Beverly Hills BodysnatchersVicIn this sci-fi comedy, Metrano's gangster character delivered tough-guy parody with comedic vulnerability.
1992ToysGuard at DeskMetrano's stern security guard provided brief authoritarian satire in the fantasy drama.
1998How Stella Got Her Groove BackDr. SteinbergAs a quirky doctor, Metrano added light medical humor to the romantic drama.
2001Good AdviceHomeless ManIn his final film role, Metrano's streetwise vagrant offered poignant yet funny wisdom.

Television credits

Metrano's television credits began in the late 1960s and encompassed guest roles in established series, regular parts in short-lived sitcoms, and frequent performances on variety and talk shows where he showcased his comedic "magician" persona. His appearances often highlighted his physical comedy and timing, contributing to his reputation as a versatile character actor. Metrano debuted on television in 1968 with a guest role as Assistant Trash Collector in the episode "Samantha's Wedding Present" of the sitcom Bewitched, marking the first of five guest spots on the series through 1970, including the role of Chick Cashman, manager to the fictional duo Boyce and Hart, in the 1969 episode "And Something Makes Four". In 1969, he appeared as Burt Blake, a suspect artist, in the episode "In Search of an Artist" of the crime drama Ironside. During the early 1970s, Metrano gained prominence through recurring and guest roles that leaned into comedy. He played the recurring character Nick Marr, a gangster, in the 1971 CBS sitcom The Chicago Teddy Bears, set in Prohibition-era Chicago. He also made variety show appearances tied to his stand-up routine, performing absurd "magic tricks" on programs such as The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (frequent guest in the early 1970s), The Dean Martin Show, The Merv Griffin Show, and The Tim Conway Comedy Hour. Metrano continued with notable guest spots in the mid-1970s, including a 1975 appearance as Detective Mike Lovatelli in the episode "The Social Worker" of Barney Miller and a role as Cabbie in a 1976 episode of the medical drama The Practice. In 1977, he took on a regular role as Tom, the building superintendent and friend to the leads, in the short-lived CBS sitcom Loves Me, Loves Me Not, which followed a tentative romance between a teacher and a reporter. Later credits included a 1978 guest role as Jack, one of two armed robbers disrupting a Super Bowl viewing party, in the All in the Family episode "Super Bowl Sunday". Metrano recurred as Uncle Rico Mastorelli, Chachi's eccentric uncle and band manager, in the 1982–1983 ABC spin-off Joanie Loves Chachi. Additional representative guest appearances spanned shows like The Streets of San Francisco (1970s), Starsky and Hutch (1970s), Fantasy Island (late 1970s), and The Love Boat (1980s), often in comedic supporting parts that played to his strengths in physical humor and timing. Following his 1989 accident, Metrano made limited return appearances, including guest roles on L.A. Law, Party of Five (1998), and The District (2001, as Teddy Caruso).

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