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The Girl Most Likely To...
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GenreBlack comedy
Screenplay by
Story byJoan Rivers
Directed byLee Philips
Starring
ComposerBernardo Segall
Country of originUnited States
Original languageEnglish
Production
ProducerEverett Chambers
CinematographyRichard C. Glouner
Editors
  • George J. Nicholson
  • Diane Adler
Running time74 minutes
Production companyABC Circle Films
Original release
NetworkABC
ReleaseNovember 6, 1973 (1973-11-06)

The Girl Most Likely To... is a 1973 American black comedy television film directed by Lee Philips and written by Joan Rivers and Agnes Gallin.[1][2] It stars Stockard Channing and Ed Asner.[3][4] The film premiered on November 6, 1973, as part of the ABC Movie of the Week. The story has plot elements similar to the 1950 film The Second Face.

Plot

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Miriam Knight is an intelligent, though unattractive young woman who is treated disrespectfully by those around her due to her homely appearance. She has changed colleges five times in three years. In that time, she has taken a lot of different classes, but is still unable to find a boyfriend. At her new college, things go from bad to worse. She is either ignored or humiliated by almost everyone. Miriam finally lands the lead in a play, but her jealous roommate, knowing that Miriam is allergic to roses, places some in a box during Miriam's performance, causing Miriam to sneeze herself into humiliation. She tearfully speeds away from the college campus, but is involved in an automobile accident.

Miriam requires reconstructive surgery on her face. Once the bandages are removed, they reveal a brunette bombshell. From the moment she steps outside the room in the hospital, she makes it her mission to exact vengeance on all those who did her wrong by killing them, one by one, after disclosing her “old” identity.

Miriam uses her new good looks, which make her unrecognizable as the "old" Miriam, and the skills that she acquired in many of her classes to commit the crimes. A police detective, Ralph Varone, who had a brief encounter with the "old" Miriam, solves the crimes committed by the "new" Miriam and discovers her motive. Varone falls in love with Miriam, becoming the only man to love her for her mind. They marry with Miriam in custody, preparing to serve a lengthy jail sentence.

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The Girl Most Likely To... is a 1973 American made-for-television film directed by and written by (story and teleplay) and Agnes Gallin (teleplay). Starring in her breakout role as the protagonist Miriam Knight, the 74-minute movie follows an intelligent but unattractive college student who endures relentless bullying due to her appearance and weight, only to undergo transformative after a near-fatal car accident, emerging as a ravishing beauty who then seeks murderous revenge on her former tormentors using her new allure and wits. Originally broadcast on ABC on November 6, 1973, the film blends sharp satirical humor with crime thriller elements, marking an early showcase for Rivers' acerbic comedy style and Channing's versatile dramatic range. Produced by Everett Chambers for ABC's Movie of the Week anthology series, the project drew inspiration from the 1950 film The Second Face and classic "ugly duckling" transformation tales but infused them with Rivers' signature biting wit targeting societal beauty standards and male chauvinism. The supporting cast includes Edward Asner as police lieutenant Ralph Varone, who investigates the ensuing murders; Jim Backus as the sleazy Tilson; and others like Ronny Graham, Carol Rossen, and Fred Willingham, contributing to the film's ensemble of exaggerated, unlikeable characters ripe for comeuppance. Cinematography by Richard C. Glouner and score by Bernardo Segall enhance the made-for-TV production's glossy yet campy aesthetic, emphasizing visual contrasts between Miriam's pre- and post-surgery selves. The film has received generally positive audience reception for its bold premise and Channing's charismatic performance, reflecting its cult appeal as a subversive 1970s TV artifact that critiques superficiality and empowers its vengeful heroine. As of November 2025, it holds an audience score of 60% on Rotten Tomatoes based on over 250 ratings and a 7.2/10 average on IMDb from 1,674 users. Though not a major awards contender, the film propelled Channing toward stardom, leading to roles in The Big Bus (1976) and Grease (1978), and remains notable for Rivers' rare foray into scripted television writing before her rise as a late-night host and comedian.

Development and Production

Development

The Girl Most Likely To... originated from an original story concept by comedian , who drew inspiration from a personal experience of rejection on a , later encountering the man as a doctor and fantasizing about without consequence. This marked Rivers' first screenplay credit, co-written with Agnes Gallin, transforming the themes of transformation and retribution into a narrative centered on appearance and vengeance. The project developed under ABC Circle Films as part of the series, a format designed for rapid, low-budget television production to showcase emerging talent and original stories. Everett Chambers oversaw the . This TV movie approach allowed for swift execution, aligning with the series' goal of delivering timely, provocative content without the constraints of theatrical release. Director directed the film.

Casting and Filming

was cast in the lead role of Miriam Knight, marking her first credited appearance in a starring capacity for the 1973 . To portray the character's pre-surgery appearance, Channing employed cotton balls to create a fuller figure, facilitating the visual transformation central to the role. Ed Asner was selected to play Detective Ralph Varone, bringing his established presence from contemporary television series to the investigative character. The supporting cast featured several seasoned television performers, including as Professor David Tilson, known for his work on ; Joe Flynn as Dr. Green, recognized from ; and as the Coach, a frequent collaborator in comedic television ensembles. Filming took place in 1973, primarily at 20th Century Fox Studios in , , , with additional locations including , , and in . The production resulted in a 74-minute runtime, designed to fit the broadcast format. Composer Bernardo Segall contributed the original score, which was incorporated during to underscore the narrative.

Narrative and Characters

Plot

Miriam Knight is an unattractive but intelligent college student who endures constant and rejection due to her appearance. Her tormentors include her lecherous professor, who mocks her during class; a sadistic doctor who humiliates her during a medical examination; the school's abusive coach, who belittles her physically; and her unfaithful boyfriend, who abandons her publicly. Devastated by the cumulative cruelty, Miriam attempts by driving her car off a cliff, resulting in severe injuries that necessitate extensive . When the bandages are removed, she emerges transformed into a stunning beauty, which dramatically alters her social interactions and empowers her with newfound confidence and allure. Embracing her changed circumstances, Miriam embarks on a calculated against her former abusers, employing ironic methods tailored to their professions and past offenses. She drowns her ex-boyfriend in a ; arranges a fatal skydiving "" for an opportunistic suitor; rigs a bomb inside a pool table to kill a pool player; and arranges an unnecessary for the doctor. The script by infuses these events with a tone, highlighting the absurdity of the vengeance. As the killings mount, Ralph Varone is assigned to investigate the string of murders, initially suspecting a pattern but unaware of Miriam's involvement. Drawn to her beauty and charm, Varone falls in love with Miriam and begins a romantic relationship, complicating his pursuit of the truth. In the climax, he discovers her guilt through incriminating evidence, yet his affection persists. The film resolves with Miriam confessing, marrying Varone just before her sentencing to , where she faces her punishment with a mix of defiance and acceptance.

Cast

Stockard Channing stars as Knight, the film's protagonist, an intelligent but plain college student who undergoes a profound physical transformation following a near-fatal accident, fueling her vengeful pursuit against those who belittled her. Ed Asner portrays Detective Ralph Varone, the seasoned police investigator assigned to the case who develops a romantic connection with the transformed . The supporting cast features television comedy stalwarts in antagonistic roles, enhancing the film's blend of humor and revenge. plays Prof. David Tilson, Miriam's lecherous and exploitative college professor. Joe Flynn appears as Dr. Green, the brusque and unsympathetic surgeon overseeing Miriam's recovery. is cast as Coach Sterling, the domineering instructor who bullies Miriam relentlessly. Additional performers include as Ted, Miriam's neglectful boyfriend; as Neil, an opportunistic college suitor; and as , a physically imposing from Miriam's past. The ensemble is rounded out by brief roles such as the attending nurse and Varone's assistant.

Release and Legacy

Broadcast

The Girl Most Likely To... premiered on November 6, , as part of ABC's Movie of the Week . The film was produced by ABC Circle Films specifically for broadcast on the ABC network. It featured a 74-minute runtime, designed to fit within the network's standard 90-minute television slot including commercials. As a made-for-television production, the film had no theatrical release and its initial distribution was confined to U.S. broadcast airings during the . It later saw reruns on cable networks throughout the and , maintaining visibility among audiences. In 2019, released the first high-definition home media edition on Blu-ray, sourced from a new 2K master. This positive viewer response from its original airing helped foster a over the decades. The film is not currently available on major streaming services as of November 2025.

Reception

Upon its premiere as an ABC Movie of the Week in 1973, The Girl Most Likely To... garnered strong initial audience reception, becoming one of the highest-rated entries in the anthology series. Critics and viewers alike praised Stockard Channing's performance in the dual role of the awkward Miriam Knight and her glamorous post-transformation persona, highlighting her ability to convey vulnerability and sharp intelligence under heavy prosthetics. Joan Rivers' screenplay was commended for its incisive wit and offbeat humor, blending black comedy with revenge thriller elements, though some early observers noted the plot's somewhat slender structure amid its far-fetched premise. In retrospective analyses, the film has earned a consensus as a standout "gem" of 1970s made-for-TV black comedies, with its enduring appeal rooted in Rivers' distinctive tone and Channing's breakout lead role. A 2023 Paste Magazine feature emphasized its continued relevance as a plastic surgery revenge tale, celebrating the screenplay's clever schemes and the supporting cast's contributions, including Ed Asner's loopy detective. On aggregate sites, it holds a 7.2/10 rating on IMDb from 1,674 user votes (as of November 2025), reflecting sustained admiration for its dark satirical edge. Audience feedback, drawn from user reviews, underscores the film's light-hearted yet wicked charm and its poignant exploration of transformation and retribution, making it a favorite among enthusiasts of subversive stories. Many highlight the satisfying escalation of Miriam's vengeance as "beautifully wicked" and "darkly funny," with Channing's portrayal cited as "perfect" for balancing humor and . Minor criticisms focus on pacing inconsistencies, particularly a slower finale that some describe as anticlimactic or less engaging than the setup. The film received no major awards or nominations, but it is widely recognized as an early showcase for Channing's versatile talent—propelling her career forward—and for Rivers' writing prowess in her television scripting debut.

Cultural Impact

The Girl Most Likely To... marked a pivotal debut for Joan Rivers as a screenwriter, serving as her first credited screenplay and launching her transition from stand-up comedy to behind-the-scenes creative work in television. Co-written with Agnes Gallin, the film's sharp wit and satirical edge showcased Rivers' ability to blend humor with incisive social critique, paving the way for her later successes in writing and directing projects like Rabbit Test in 1978. For , the telefilm represented a breakout leading role that highlighted her comedic versatility just prior to her iconic portrayal of Rizzo in Grease (1978), allowing her to demonstrate dramatic range in a character-driven narrative. Channing's performance as the transformed Knight earned praise for its nuance, establishing her as a multifaceted capable of handling dark humor and emotional depth early in her career. The film exemplifies 1970s made-for-TV by fusing revenge fantasy with commentary on beauty standards and , portraying the protagonist's post-accident transformation as both and a of superficial societal values that marginalize women based on appearance. This thematic blend influenced later discussions on plastic surgery's cultural implications and female agency in media, positioning the story as a precursor to empowerment narratives that challenge gender-based humiliation. Over time, The Girl Most Likely To... has achieved cult status among enthusiasts of vintage TV movies for its bold tone and memorable twists, with its 2019 Blu-ray release by renewing appreciation and accessibility for modern audiences. The narrative's transformation-revenge trope draws comparisons to contemporary films like (2020), underscoring its enduring resonance in explorations of female retribution against patriarchal norms.
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