"7969 Santa" is a song by Canadian rapper Drake from his eighth studio album For All the Dogs (2023). Produced by Alex Lustig, Nyan, Bnyx and Jahaan Sweet, it features additional vocals from American singer Teezo Touchdown and an outro from American rapper Snoop Dogg, as well as a sample of "I Don't Like" by Chief Keef featuring Lil Reese.

The song is about a failed relationship between Drake and a 25-year-old partner, which (according to Drake) she blames on her youth, and describes how she violated his trust. At one point it also incorporates "I Don't Like" in the background.

Billboard's Kyle Denis ranked the track as the thirteenth best track on the album. Denis wrote that "the song itself is solid", but stated that Teezo Touchdown's interlude "[stole] the show". Drea Oppan of Complex praised the song's sample, while Josh Herring of The Line of Best Fit cited it as among the "moments that slip under the rug" in For All the Dogs.