Superwog

Theo gets embarrassed by his dad yet again as the neighbours spotted him trying to solve constipation issues in their back yard, and decides to run away with his mate Johnny and get a job at a fast food restaurant. The manager interviews them, and lets them work after discovering their incredible memorisation of the restaurant menu's prices. Joel, a blonde worker gets on their bad side, but they fix it by holding his head under an ice-cream dispenser. The manager sides with the two as Joel wasn't the best worker, while recognising and relating with their need of guidance. Theo's Mum and Dad go to a counselling session, and after causing many distractions, are instructed to put themselves in each others shoes, causing them to mockingly imitate one other. When the councillor shows the final results to Mum about Dad being highly violent and abusive, Mum calls her out for being sad, lonely, and in denial. Theo gets home and gives a drugged burger to Dad, solving his constipation.

In primary school, Theo hated swimming, as his excessive pubic hair was visible outside of his swimming undies. In the present, Dad bashes though his door to get him to school, after Theo refused to go as it was swimming day. Theo fakes disassociation, and a concerned teacher involves CPS after learning of Theo's dad's abusive tendencies. The teacher takes Theo to a traditional Australian foster family, where he is welcomed. Mum and Dad end up at a mandatory psychiatric evaluation, and Dad reveals he often puts Theo's head though gyprock, stating that he doesn't like his son that much, insulting his intelligence. Theo gets along with his foster family at first, but his manerisms start causing trouble, such as playing Put It in Your Mouth over the radio, or making sexually provocative comments towards his foster mother. He ends up taking his foster dad's car for a joyride with his foster brother, and upon returning is attacked by his foster dad. As a result, Theo is sent home to his family, and his foster brother stands at his front door, wishing him farewell.

Whilst renovating their bathroom, Theo and Dad fight over a sledgehammer, both wanting to knock the bathroom wall. Dad wins, not allowing Theo to use it and declares that he always wins. His subsequent smashing of the wall reveals a hidden letter from a soldier, presumably a former owner of the house, regarding the location of buried treasure located within a nearby mountain range, intended to help finance his family following his death. Dad attempts to distract Theo by offering him the sledgehammer to smash the wall, but having lost all interest, Theo races to the car and escapes, causing Dad to launch a brick into the back window, and a race to the treasure ensues. Theo enlists Johnny's help, and together they purchase a shovel and embark towards the mountain range. During a pit stop, Johnny gets food poisoning, causing them to wreck their car. Dad, who has stolen Johnny's bike at the hardware store, starts having issues with it and hitchhikes in the RV of a touring American family. However, after turning violent and hijacking the RV, he is attacked by the family and thrown out. Enraged, a numbed Dad takes on a gang of bikers, and steals one of their motorcycles. Both Theo and Dad arrive at the location, and Dad gets the briefcase first. They fight over it, and Dad almost falls over a cliff, but Theo catches his hand. Not wanting to split the treasure 80/20 in Theo's favour, Dad throws the briefcase down the mountain side, declaring himself the ultimate winner in the end. Later that night at home, the two learn while watching the news that the touring American family Dad had hitchhiked with found the briefcase that had been discarded down the mountain, and that the dad will split it with his son 50/50. Enraged, Dad chases Theo out of the house, feeling cheated out of the riches.

Theo wakes up in the morning to the sound of the mailman putting his school test results in the mail. Dad gets to it first, and after discovering Theo's absurdly low grades, collapses. After being rushed to the hospital, Mum is told by the doctor that Dad has suffered a minor heart attack and must avoid stress no matter the cost. After discovering Theo is the source of Dad's stress, Mum bargains with Theo to buy him a used car so long as he passes his final exam. Theo enlists Johnny's help in acquiring the answer sheet to the exam by blackmailing their teacher with an innappropriate photo purchased from the janitor. After finding the document in the staff room, they photocopy it at the library, and rush back before the teachers arrive. Theo is forced to hide within one of the lockers as the teachers arrive back, and Johnny disguises himself as a substitute teacher in order to allow Theo to slip out unnoticed. However, Johnny is caught in his ruse and expelled from school. Meanwhile, a Japanese therapist is enlisted to aid Dad in managing his anger. After being diagnosed Valium, he is sent home, having achieved a peaceful mind. However, his anger returns when he discovers Theo cheated on his final exam.

Theo and Johnny speak to their formal dates over the phone, who convince them to wear a gorilla and Captain Planet costume to the formal. However, they soon discover it was a cruel joke played upon them by their nemesis, Jackson. After getting home, Theo is approached by Dad, who convinces him that his grandmother has a special formula which will make him sexually attractive to other women, and that he himself used this formula to attract 523 women, as well as a donkey. Mum overhears this, and outraged, she storms off. Theo and Johnny retrieve the formula from Theo's grandmother and attempt to attract women at the gym, but soon discover the tonic attracts women much older than expected. Meanwhile, Mum refuses to have sex with Dad, refusing to be objectified any longer. Dad spends the day in agony, at one point even attempting to purchase surgical scissors to castrate himself. However, he learns to earn his wife's affection by doing her household chores. Meanwhile, Johnny and Theo bring two sex workers to their formula, and are called out publicly by Jackson. However, they embarrass Jackson by recounting a previous encounter they had with him in which he requested they play with his feet. Later that night, the two sex workers, Johnny, and Theo bond over their shared love for donuts.

It's Dad's birthday, and Mum is baking him a cake. Meanwhile, Theo and Johnny are monitoring two computers mining Bitcoin. Johnny doubles their efficiency and in extension, their power consumption. Theo dismisses the notion of Dad finding out, citing the fact that he likely doesn't know what day it is. Dad checks the electricity bill amount, which totals to $5,434.56. Dad is outraged and storms into Theo's room, demanding to know why the bill is so high. He finds out Theo is mining Bitcoin using several computers and insults his intelligence, citing him to be the idiot of the family, and Bitcoin to be worthless, calling it a scam. He unplugs the computers, and is stopped by Theo before he can do any further damage. Theo then brings the computers over to Johnny's house, asking what to do with them. Johnny calls in a favour with a friend from pre-school(who earned Johnny's trust by assisting him in finger-painting) and the two bring the computers to his work building. At the post office, Dad states that there is a mistake on his electricity bill, but the lady working behind the counter confirms there is not, saying the only issue is the fact that it is two weeks overdue. Dad grows angry and shouts that only a fool would pay such a high bill, incorrectly stating it to be over $10,000. He then storms out, stating that God will give him electricity. Meanwhile, Theo and Johnny meet up with Steve, and they put their computers in a vacant room, across the hall from Steve's office, and he assures the two that he'll keep an eye on the machines as they mine Bitcoin. Later, while they're having milkshakes, Theo and Johnny discover the Bitcoin-mining computers have vastly increased in efficiency due to the good air-conditioning of Steve's workplace. After learning of the sudden dramatic increase in the value of Bitcoin on the news, Theo and Johnny discover their current 200 Bitcoins are now worth over $500,000. At home, Dad installs a solar panel to supply the house with electricity, refusing to pay the electricity bill, incorrectly stating it's amount once again, citing it to be $15,000. Dad declares himself to be a genius, before rain clouds form and cover the sun, rendering the solar panel useless. Theo and Johnny spend their newly-earned wealth, buying expensive coats, chains, watches, eating at fancy restaurants, and arranging for the purchase of two Ferraris. The two then take Steve to get burgers, assuring him that they'll "take care of him", as thanks for watching over the computers. However, Steve reveals his 3-month contract with the company has ended, and as such doesn't work there anymore, nor does he have access to the computers. Enraged, Theo throws a burger at Steve, who promptly runs away. At home, Dad is forced to manually generate electricity by pedalling an exercise-bike as Mum bakes a cake, while watching TV and blow-drying her hair. At the company building, Theo and Johnny sneak in disguised as general contractors, and go to retrieve the computers, only to find them missing. They question some Asian employees, who state that all of the computers in the building belong to them. Enraged, Theo threatens to bash them, and the men promptly return the computers. On the way home, Theo and Johnny discover the computers they've been carrying were gutted for their hardware, and have been filled with trash. Nearby, the employees drive Ferraris down the road as they yell "Bitcoin boys for life". At home, Dad has solved the electricity problem, and Theo returns to find him and Mum eating cake on the couch, watching TV. Dad learns on the news that Bitcoin has value after all, and insults Theo for being lazy, instead of doing something productive like mining Bitcoin. Enraged, Theo chases Dad with a knife, until the power cuts out. It turns out Dad had temporarily solved their electricity issues by plugging into the neighbor's outlet; who has now shut it off, discovering his scheme.

Theo and Johnny are speaking over the phone, and Johnny mentions a nearby abandoned rail yard, saying the ghosts of famous celebrities haunt it. Wanting to make contact with 2Pac and Colonel Sanders, the two make their way there. They avoid a Ranger checking up on a homeless man, and take an alternative route into the abandoned building. After going inside, Theo calls out for 2Pac, but the duo turn to hear a loud creaking sound, and are knocking unconcious. The two wake up dazed, and agree to leave. Upon making it back outside, Johnny and Theo decide to ask the homeless man for directions. He turns around and reveals his decomposed face, and Theo and Johnny turn to leave, before being chased. Following a fast chase, the homeless man is gunned down, and the duo are ushered into a cabin by the Ranger. Theo and Johnny question him and they discover they've been unconcious for six months, and in the time since then, a zombie apocalypse has begun and wiped out most of Australia. Back at Theo's house, it's revealed that Dad and Mum are alive, and have turned their home into a shelter, also housing their neighbor Holly, and another unnamed survivor. Dad goes on a rant about conspiracy theories regarding bottled water, and the government giving people cancer, after having consumed five year's worth of canned corn in six months. Meanwhile, the Ranger, Theo, and Johnny hide behind a train as they devise a plan to get to a nearby truck without attracting attention from the zombies. However, Theo and Johnny fight over the passenger seat, forcing the Ranger to use his last two bullets on a charging duo of zombies. Back at home, the unnamed survivor breaks down and laments over how he took food for granted, and how his large amount of body fat was basically "lamb fat". Dad looks at the unnamed survivor and drools at the thought of cannibalising him, but is stopped by Mum. In the truck, the Ranger is headed for the supermarket to find some water, but is tormented by Theo and Johnny as they say he has gonorrhea and accused of being a pedophile. Meanwhile, the large unnamed survivor is confronted by Dad, who offers him a hot bath. The survivor accepts the offer, but soon escapes after Dad bites into his arm and realises he is attempting to cook him. Dad chases the survivor but is knocked out by Holly. Back in the truck, the Ranger is having issues understanding a map, when a female zombie approaches the window, seducing Theo into rolling it down. Theo reaches out and inadvertedly tears off one of the zombie's breasts, leading to he and Johnny fighting over it. The Ranger grabs it and throws it out the window, and drives off. They pick up another survivor, but he is quick to take offense at Theo calling the creatures "zombies" and that they prefer to be referred to as "the living deceased". After going on a spiel, the survivor is promptly thrown out of the truck and killed by a zombie. Back home, Dad has been restrained and convinces Mum to release him after saying he loves her. The Ranger, Theo, and Johnny make it to the supermarket, but the pair of friends get distracted conversing about the ethics of buying glass bottled water and comparing zombies to pitbulls; in that they won't attack if you avoid eye contact. Johnny volunteers to prove this correct, but is tackled by a zombie and killed. Back at home, Dad promises not to attempt to eat the unnamed survivor, but is distracted from this when he realises a zombie is using his outside toilet and smoking his cigarettes. Enraged, he storms outside and beats the zombie to death with a baseball bat, while Mum is chased by another zombie and killed. Cornered, the unnamed survivor screams as he is slowly approached by a hungry Dad. The Ranger and Theo make it to the house, but discover that Dad has eaten all of the canned corn, as well as the unnamed survivor. The Ranger goes out to send out a broadcast for help, but returns with the revelation that there is nobody else alive, leaving the Ranger, Theo, Dad, and Holly the last remaining humans on Earth. They soon release that they are responsible for repopulating the human race, and Dad promptly proclaims himseld to be the ultimate savior of humankind, and that he will "plant his seed" in Holly and as such, he shall bear the future children of the world. The Ranger reveals his inability to procreate due to having gonorrhea after all, and being impotent. Dad is shot by Holly, but it isn't until he is shot three more times before he succumbs. Theo initially exclaims, but then approaches Holly, seeing it as a contest he won, but is promptly shot as well. Theo wakes up in the abandoned rail yard building once again with Johnny by his side, and are led out by the Ranger. Confused, the duo question what is going on, and the Ranger reveals they were knocked unconcious by a gas leak, and that their zombie appocalypse experience was a collective dream. The homeless man nearby is alive and well, but is revealed to have teabagged Theo and Johnny in their sleep. Disturbed, Theo returns home and sits in the kitchen as Dad prepares a bowl of canned corn. Theo reveals the details of the dream he had, and Dad dismisses it, saying everything is okay. However, he turns around to reveal a missing patch of skull in the back of his head, exposing his brain, much to Theo's horror.

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Theo questions Johnny about a strange protrusion on his body, whom the latter labels as a bump, saying a bump is good and a lump is bad. After researching on the internet, a frantic Theo demands Johnny to take him to the hospital. The secretary dismisses Theo's worries about the "lump" at first, but immediately calls for a doctor upon learning Theo had used Google, citing it as a credible source. Meanwhile, Dad visits his parents in-law with Mum, who are fawning over his father in-law's new table tennis table. He and Dad compete, and the former wins, citing himself as the winner, a tic shared by Dad. Enraged, Dad later turns around the car to return for another match. After wagering 500 dollars, the father-in-law accepts. At the hospital, Theo is assured by a doctor that his "lump" is actually a "bump" and that he had nothing to worry about. However, the doctor reveals he has a speech impediment and proceeds to mix up "lump" and "bump", confusing Theo. He sits down to get his blood drawn, but is spooked when he notices Steve, who has apparantely became a doctor. He panics and crashes into a shelf, knocking himself unconcious. Meanwhile, Dad wins the bet, securing himself as the winner of the table tennis match. However, the father-in-law ups the ante, and puts his brand new tennis table on the line. Dad accepts, and subsequently wins the match, earning the table for himself. At the hospital, Theo wakes up to learn that his "lump" was a rare cyst that just required quick surgery to remove. Believing Steve to be a hallucination, Theo stands up in victory, but exclaims when he discovers his left toe has been amputated. Nearby, the doctors question Steve's credentials as they discover he listed a fake country in his resumé. Steve drives off, carrying two jars containing Theo's toe and cyst, while smiling devilishly.

Theo approaches Johnny and tells him about a pair of fake shoes he sold to a local on eBay, but Johnny expresses worry as Theo didn't specify on the listing that they were fake shoes. Later, Theo discovers that the customer he sold the shoes left him a bad review, and that not only was his buyer feedback in the negative range, but the customer had received a full refund. Angered, Theo confronts the customer and assaults him with the very pair of shoes he sold him, leading to him and Johnny being arrested. The police chief proposes a deal to the two; confront the suspected ringleader of the fake shoe market and record evidence of a purchase, and they go free. Theo initially refuses, citing the fact that he isn't a snitch. However, the police chief intimidates the two with their potential cellmate, a large man named Bob. Later, the police chief introduces the two to Head of Operations; Detective Max, and Theo points out that Max is the drive-thru manager. Theo and Johnny insult Max's detective work as well as his name of choice for the operation; "Operation Ping-Ming". Later on, Theo and Johnny meet up with Ming, the ringleader of the fake shoes market, but they find out that Ming is a pleasant person, buying them both food as well as tipping a waitress 50 dollars, while citing his charitable intentions. In the bathroom, Theo refuses to bust Ming, citing him as "Asian Robin Hood". Johnny becomes angry and expresses his desire to be a free man again, so the two continue with the operation. When they return, they both learn that Ming's shoe market is ran to fund a charity, as well as for the purpose of paying off a foreign war lord named Big Wang, who has Ming's wife and son serving as slaves. Theo and Johnny return to the police station, and point out to Max that Big Wang should be who they're after, and not Ming. Max brings in Bob as well as other three prisoners, and Johnny points out that Max is exploiting the men as blackmail by mislabelling them as rapists. Emboldened, Theo tells Max to "shove Operation Ping-Ming up his arse" but backtracks and agrees to go through with a final purchase with Ming after Max aims his pistol at him. At Ping-Ming's home, they learn that it is also used to shelter the homeless. After proposing a purchase of 5,000 fake shoes, Ming is touched, and reveals that the order will free his wife and son for slavery. However, Theo exposes the sting operation and reveals to Ming that he and Johnny are working for the police after Ming wishes the two to be his son's godfathers. The three men are thrown in prison, and are confronted by Bob and the three other promised cellmates. They applaud Ming for his charity, Johnny for his thoughtfulness, and Theo for being "a real piece of shit". The prisoners chip in their cigarette money to hire the best lawyer in the country, who successfully frees Theo, Johnny, and Ming, under the guise that the fake shoes were to support the installation of an art exhibit, commenting on the role of brands in a consumer-oriented society. Max is promptly fired from both police-work and the drive-thru, and after attempting to lunge at Theo, is dragged out by security as Ming, Theo, and Johnny exit the courthouse in victory.