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Temporary Secretary
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| Single by Paul McCartney | ||||
| from the album McCartney II | ||||
| B-side | "Secret Friend" | |||
| Released | 19 September 1980[1] | |||
| Recorded | June–July 1979 | |||
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| Length | 3:13 | |||
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| Songwriter | Paul McCartney | |||
| Producer | Paul McCartney | |||
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| McCartney II track listing | ||||
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"Temporary Secretary" is a song by Paul McCartney, released as the third single from his album McCartney II in September 1980. Dominated by a dissonant sequenced synthesiser line, NME later described the song as "wonky electropop that didn't sound so much ahead of its time as out of it altogether."[3] While initially met with highly negative critical reception, it has since become a cult classic and favorite among McCartney fans.
Background
[edit]It's like a disposable secretary, and it struck me as being funny. The song is written from the point of view of a fellow who just wants a disposable secretary, and he's writing to a bureau to try and get one. I just like the idea. I just thought it was funny, you know, asking for a temporary secretary rather than a secretary. ... That sound on the track, which is like a space typewriter, is a sequence machine. I used that to give me a tempo and, again, I just made the song up as I went along. It was a little influenced by Ian Dury.
— Paul McCartney[9]
McCartney later said that he had had temporary secretaries, and that there was a real Mr. Marks.
After I left Apple I still had business stuff coming up, so in trying to figure out how I could cope with that there were a couple of times I just grabbed someone to just put my letters in order and help. But that track isn't about a specific person. What it's about is, there was a guy called Alfred Marks, he had the Alfred Marks Bureau—he had the same name as a comedian on the radio when I was growing up. So it was just the funny paradox of seeing adverts for the Alfred Marks Bureau, the idea of some comedian having a bureau was just funny. It said 'Temporary Secretary', and I thought, that's a kind of funky thought. Then there was the secretary thing: take a letter Miss Smith, sit on my lap... all that kind of stuff.
— Paul McCartney, The Quietus, 2011[10]
Release
[edit]"Temporary Secretary" was released as a third single from the album only in a form of 12" single, along with the ten-minute "Secret Friend" as its B-side, but it was limited to 25,000 copies and therefore failed to chart.[11] A 7" single exists only as a demo for radio stations. It exemplifies both the whimsical nature of the album and McCartney's use of synthesizers and other electronics in the creation of the album. McCartney said the song was an "experiment."[12]
Live performances
[edit]McCartney performed "Temporary Secretary" live for the first time 35 years after its release: on May 23, 2015, at the O2 Arena in London.[13] He performed it live at some dates during the 2015 legs of his Out There tour and at some dates during his 2016–2017 One on One tour.
Reception
[edit]Decades after its release, music website AllMusic said of the album, McCartney II:
In retrospect, the record is muddled and confused, nowhere more so than on the frazzled sequencing of "Temporary Secretary," where McCartney spits out ridiculous lyrics with a self-consciously atonal melody over gurgling synths. Things rarely get worse than that....[14]
In contrast, music website PopMatters said, in reviewing the 2011 reissue of McCartney II:
"Temporary Secretary" is a manic, futuristic laser blast with an actual melody simmering underneath. It would be pointless to compare it to anything McCartney had ever done before, and would be equally so to compare it to anyone else as it couldn't possibly be anyone else. More than any other song on either eponymous album, "Temporary Secretary" illustrates the complex nature of Paul McCartney's musical output ...[15]
Beatles biographers Roy Carr and Tony Tyler described the song as built from an initial, repetitive synthesizer theme, with more substantial instrumental portions added over time, and finally an insubstantial vocal.[16] They said the song was done without commitment and that it "grows irritating towards the end."[16]
In 2013, Rolling Stone rated "Temporary Secretary" as McCartney's 36th greatest post-Beatles song, calling it a "cult favorite" and an "oddly catchy electro-pop nugget, about a slightly creepy-sounding guy looking to hire a temp."[12][17] In 2014, "Temporary Secretary" was ranked as the 167th greatest song of all time by NME.[3]
Chart history
[edit]| Chart (1980) | Peak position |
|---|---|
| Luxembourg (Radio Luxembourg)[18] | 13 |
Track listing
[edit]- 12" single (12 R 6039)
- "Temporary Secretary" – 3:13
- "Secret Friend" – 10:30
Personnel
[edit]"Temporary Secretary"
- Paul McCartney – vocals, acoustic guitar, bass, keyboards, drums, synthesizer, sequencer
"Secret Friend"
- Paul McCartney – vocals, bass, synthesizers, electric guitar, keyboards, drums, shaker, percussion
References
[edit]- ^ "Music Week" (PDF). p. 22.
- ^ Dalton, Stephen (14 June 2011). "Check His Machine: Paul McCartney Interviewed On McCartney II". The Quietus. Retrieved 28 November 2016.
- ^ a b c "The 500 Greatest Songs Of All Time 200-101". NME. 31 January 2014. Retrieved 27 August 2015.
- ^ Rolling Stone Staff (November 30, 2020). "Paul McCartney's 40 Greatest Solo Songs". Rolling Stone. Retrieved September 14, 2023.
...Paul came up with this oddly catchy electro-pop nugget, about a slightly creepy-sounding guy looking to hire a temp.
- ^ Roberts, Randall (October 22, 2015). "Why Paul McCartney's obscure and dissed 'Temporary Secretary' is the secret weapon of DJs worldwide". Los Angeles Times. Retrieved July 29, 2023.
- ^ Greene, Andy (June 19, 2025). "The 50 Best 10th Albums Of All Time". Rolling Stone. Retrieved June 20, 2025.
He gets super experimental and churns out killer New Wave songs like "Coming Up" and "Temporary Secretary."
- ^ Rolling Stone Staff (November 11, 2020). "The 80 Greatest Albums of 1980". Rolling Stone. Retrieved September 30, 2023.
...avant-garde expeditions ("Temporary Secretary")...
- ^ Petridis, Alexis (June 16, 2022). "Paul McCartney's greatest post-Beatles songs – ranked!". The Guardian. Retrieved August 3, 2024.
- ^ Badman, Keith (2009). The Beatles: The Dream Is Over: Off the Record 2. London: Omnibus Press. ISBN 978-0-85712-102-8. Retrieved 28 March 2017.
- ^ Turner, Luke (15 June 2011). "McCartney II: Paul McCartney Interviewed By Other Artists". The Quietus.
- ^ "Temporary Secretary". JPGR. 2000. Retrieved 2013-09-25.
- ^ a b "Paul's 40 Greatest Solo Songs". Special Collector's Edition: Paul McCartney. Rolling Stone. 2013. p. 91.
- ^ "Watch Dave Grohl act like a teenager as he joins Paul McCartney onstage". Mashable. 2015-05-25. Retrieved 2015-05-28.
- ^ "McCartney II". allmusic. Retrieved 29 August 2009.
- ^ Kott, Crispin (2001-06-17). "Paul McCartney: McCartney / McCartney II". PopMatters. PopMatters Media, Inc., PopMatters Magazine. Retrieved 9 July 2011.
- ^ a b Carr, R. & Tyler, T. (1981). The Beatles: An Illustrated Record. Harmony Books. p. 128. ISBN 0517544938.
- ^ Dolan, Jon; Vozick-Levinson, Simon; Hermes, Will; Sheffield, Rob (September 13, 2017). "Paul McCartney's 40 Greatest Solo Songs". Rolling Stone.
- ^ Radio Luxembourg Singles, 16 September 1980
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[edit]Temporary Secretary
View on GrokipediaBackground and Development
Conception and Inspiration
Paul McCartney conceived "Temporary Secretary" during the summer of 1979 at his home studio in Peasmarsh, Sussex, England, where he was experimenting alone with synthesizers and other electronic devices following a break from his band Wings.[7] This period of solitary creation aligned with the DIY ethos of his upcoming album McCartney II, which echoed the self-produced, home-recorded approach of his 1970 debut solo album McCartney and served as a creative outlet amid the uncertainties surrounding Wings' future.[8] The song's central concept drew from McCartney's reflections on temporary employment agencies, particularly the Alfred Marks Bureau, a real secretarial service named after its founder, a former radio comedian from McCartney's youth.[9] He envisioned a humorous scenario of writing to the agency to hire a secretary for both professional assistance and implied personal companionship, describing it as the amusing notion of a "disposable secretary."[3] McCartney later explained, "It was Alfred Marks Secretarial Bureau. And he was a comedian. When I was growing up, he was a famous comedian. But he sort of gave it up and got into this business," highlighting the paradoxical humor in the name's familiarity.[9] McCartney's experimentation was also shaped by the emerging synth-pop scene of the late 1970s, as he explored synthesizers like the ARP sequencer to generate rhythmic patterns that evoked typewriter sounds.[10] Additionally, the track's middle section reflected the eccentric, rhythmic style of Ian Dury and the Blockheads, with McCartney noting, "I just made the song up as I went along. It was a little influenced by Ian Dury."[7] This blend of personal whimsy and musical innovation captured McCartney's playful response to the evolving electronic landscape during his time away from band commitments.[8]Writing Process
Paul McCartney wrote "Temporary Secretary" in late 1979 and early 1980 at his home studio in a farmhouse on the McCartneys' estate in Peasmarsh, East Sussex, England, as part of the songwriting efforts for his solo album McCartney II.[11] The track emerged during a period of self-imposed creative seclusion following Wings' final tour, where McCartney focused on experimental, home-based composition without external collaborators.[4] McCartney approached the lyrics from the perspective of a man—implied to be a lonely executive—seeking a "temporary secretary" not just for administrative tasks but for companionship, employing playful language laced with double entendres to convey underlying desire.[3] He drew loose inspiration from real-life experiences with temp agencies, such as the Alfred Marks Bureau, but emphasized that the song was not tied to any specific individual, instead serving as a whimsical commentary on fleeting needs and human connection.[12] In a 1980 interview, McCartney described the concept as "like a disposable secretary, and it struck me as being funny," highlighting its humorous edge while noting the song's spontaneous creation process.[13] The chorus hook, repeating "Temporary secretary," and the verse structure developed organically as McCartney improvised the song in real time, initially conceptualizing elements that would later adapt to electronic elements.[13] Reflecting on the theme years later, McCartney linked it to broader motifs of isolation and longing, chuckling that "the story behind it was sex... but that's always the story," underscoring the track's lighthearted yet pointed exploration of desire amid solitude.[14]Recording and Production
Studio Sessions
The recording of "Temporary Secretary" took place during the summer sessions for Paul McCartney's album McCartney II, primarily at his home studio in Peasmarsh, East Sussex, England, and the Spirit of Ranachan Studio at his farm in Campbeltown, Scotland, between June and July 1979.[15][4] McCartney handled all aspects of production solo, performing every instrument without additional musicians, a approach echoing the DIY ethos of his 1970 self-titled debut album.[1] The track was captured using a 16-track Studer tape machine, with McCartney engineering the sessions alongside assistant Eddie Klein, emphasizing a lo-fi, experimental atmosphere through direct microphone inputs bypassing a traditional mixing desk.[15] Sessions for "Temporary Secretary" involved multi-layered takes built iteratively over quick daily recordings amid the album's six-week timeline, focusing on rapid demos to capture spontaneous synth-driven ideas.[16] Integrating seamlessly into the broader McCartney II experiments with sequencers and vari-speed effects.[16] Mixing occurred later in September 1979 at EMI Studios (Abbey Road), London, refining the raw home recordings for release.[4]Instrumentation and Techniques
Paul McCartney employed an ARP sequencer to generate the track's signature riff, which he likened to a "space typewriter" sound evoking office machinery. This analog device drove the repetitive, electronic pattern central to the song's synth-pop aesthetic.[17][7] McCartney performed all elements of "Temporary Secretary" himself, handling vocals, guitar, bass guitar, drums simulated via synthesizers, and multiple synthesizer layers for the melody and effects. The production incorporated heavy analog sequencing to propel the driving beat at approximately 132 beats per minute, alongside tape manipulation techniques such as vari-speed for rhythmic elements. Vocals were processed with effects to produce a robotic tone, enhancing the song's futuristic vibe.[18] No overdubs from external musicians were used, reflecting McCartney's solo home studio approach in Sussex. The track was mastered to preserve its raw, experimental character, emphasizing unpolished electronic textures over polished studio sheen.[12][4]Musical Composition
Style and Structure
"Temporary Secretary" exemplifies electropop with prominent new wave influences, defined by its minimalist, synth-driven arrangement and an upbeat tempo that drives its energetic feel.[19][20] The song's production emphasizes electronic elements over traditional instrumentation, creating a stark, futuristic soundscape that was unconventional for McCartney's catalog at the time.[21] Structurally, the track adheres to a classic verse-chorus form, opening with a distinctive intro riff that establishes its sequencer pattern, followed by three verses, a repeating chorus hook, and a gradual fade-out ending.[22] Clocking in at a runtime of 3:13, this compact arrangement keeps the momentum high without unnecessary extensions, allowing the repetitive motifs to build intensity effectively.[23] Central to its composition are key musical features like the repetitive sequencer bassline, which forms the song's pulsating foundation using an ARP sequencer for rhythmic propulsion; layered synth melodies that add textural depth; and drum machine-like percussion providing a mechanical, insistent beat.[24] These elements contribute to a hypnotic, loop-based quality reminiscent of early electronic pioneers. The song draws clear echoes of Kraftwerk's minimalist electronic style and the broader synth experimentation of the early 1980s, markedly diverging from McCartney's more rock-oriented solo and Beatles-era work.[25][17]Lyrics and Themes
The lyrics of "Temporary Secretary" are structured as a direct address to "Mister Marks," a reference to the founder of the UK's Alfred Marks employment agency, framing the song as a letter or phone call to a temp agency requesting assistance. The narrator specifies desired traits in the candidate—"Someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee," "She is beautiful, she is blonde," and "Got to be good as gold"—while emphasizing the short-term nature of the role, with lines like "All I need is help for a little while" and "I don't want a fight, just a safe bet." This setup builds through verses that list professional skills ("She can be a diplomat / But I don’t need a girl like that") contrasted with personal preferences, culminating in a repetitive, chant-like chorus that underscores the disposability: "Temporary secretary / Rise 'n' shine / Give me a secretary / Any time." The structure employs rhythmic, staccato phrasing that mirrors typewriter sounds, enhancing the office motif without explicit narrative progression.[26][7] Thematically, the song satirizes objectification and the commodification of relationships in a corporate environment, portraying the secretary as an interchangeable, on-demand companion who blurs professional boundaries into personal gratification. Lines such as "She can keep her job if she gets it wrong / I won't have to pay" and "We can take dictation and learn to smile" imply a power imbalance and casual exploitation, critiquing the disposability of temporary labor while hinting at loneliness through the narrator's insistent, almost desperate specifications. The humorous tone tempers the suggestiveness, but the double entendres—evoking both administrative aid and sexual availability—have sparked controversy for their implied misogyny, with interpretations ranging from playful fantasy to uncomfortable endorsement of gender stereotypes in the workplace.[17][27] Paul McCartney described the song's intent in a 1980 interview as a lighthearted experiment inspired by the humorous concept of a "disposable secretary," not an endorsement of any real behavior: "It struck me as being funny... the song is written from the point of view of a feller who just wants a disposable secretary, and he’s writing to a bureau to try and get one." He drew from his own experiences employing temporary staff at Apple Corps but clarified it was not about a specific person, emphasizing the gag of requesting "a temporary secretary rather than a secretary" as akin to a "disposable girlfriend."[13]Release and Commercial Performance
Single Release
"Temporary Secretary" was released as the third single from Paul McCartney's solo album McCartney II on 14 September 1980 by Parlophone Records in the United Kingdom.[5] The release followed the album's issuance on 16 May 1980 and aimed to spotlight its experimental, synthesizer-heavy sound amid McCartney's DIY production approach.[4] The single was available exclusively in a limited-edition 12-inch vinyl format, with only 25,000 copies pressed worldwide and no contemporaneous 7-inch edition produced. A 7-inch version was released in 2022 as part of The 7" Singles Box set.[5] Its B-side consisted of an extended version of "Secret Friend," an unreleased track from the McCartney II sessions clocking in at over ten minutes.[28] "Temporary Secretary" appeared as the second track on McCartney II, positioning the single to promote the record's avant-garde electronic elements in contrast to McCartney's more conventional pop output.[29] Distribution emphasized the UK and European markets, where Parlophone handled operations, while the album itself was distributed in the United States by Columbia Records; the single received no commercial push there.[29]Chart Performance
"Temporary Secretary" experienced limited commercial success upon its release as a 12-inch single in the UK, where it was pressed in an edition of 25,000 copies that sold out within 16 hours but failed to enter the Official UK Singles Chart due to its limited availability and rapid sell-out.[5][7][30] The track achieved its highest chart position on the Radio Luxembourg airplay chart, peaking at number 13 during its two-week run in 1980.[31] In the United States, "Temporary Secretary" had negligible chart impact and did not appear on the Billboard Hot 100, though it received some exposure on college and alternative radio stations amid the emerging new wave scene.[32] The accompanying album McCartney II performed strongly, debuting at number 1 on the UK Albums Chart and reaching number 3 on the US Billboard 200.[33][34] Estimated sales for the single remained low, confined to the initial 25,000-unit pressing, but the track's inclusion on McCartney II supported the album's certification as platinum in the UK for over 300,000 units shipped.[35][36] Following the 2011 remaster and reissue of McCartney II, "Temporary Secretary" saw a resurgence in niche electronic and dance music playlists and compilations, though it did not achieve new formal chart entries.[37]Promotion and Live Performances
Promotional Efforts
Unlike more conventional singles from the era, "Temporary Secretary" had no official music video produced to support its release, with promotion instead centering on radio airplay and connections to the broader McCartney II album campaign. A 7-inch promotional single was distributed exclusively to radio stations, including the BBC, featuring the studio version of the track to encourage broadcasts without a full commercial rollout. This approach aligned with the song's experimental nature, limiting visual media tie-ins and focusing on audio dissemination to highlight its synth-driven sound.[38] In 1980 media interviews, Paul McCartney emphasized the DIY ethos behind McCartney II, positioning "Temporary Secretary" as a key example of his home-based synth experimentation. Speaking to Club Sandwich magazine in October 1980, McCartney described the track's creation as spontaneous, noting how he used an ARP sequencer for the first time to generate its distinctive "space typewriter" rhythm, underscoring the album's self-produced, lo-fi aesthetic as a deliberate push against polished pop norms. Press materials similarly highlighted this hands-on production, framing the single as an accessible entry point for fans into McCartney's innovative solo direction.[13] The single's commercial strategy leaned into exclusivity, with the 12-inch edition released in a limited run of 25,000 copies worldwide, complete with a distinctive picture sleeve featuring McCartney at a typewriter. Marketed as a collector's item through targeted fan outreach and album bundling during McCartney II's promotional cycle, it sold out rapidly despite minimal television exposure, relying on word-of-mouth and radio momentum to drive interest. This scarcity tactic reinforced the track's cult appeal within McCartney's discography from the outset.[5][39]Live Debut and Performances
"Temporary Secretary" made its live debut on May 23, 2015, at the O2 Arena in London during Paul McCartney's Out There Tour, marking the first performance of the track 35 years after its original release.[40] The arrangement featured McCartney's full touring band, including guitarists Brian Ray and Rusty Anderson, keyboardist Paul "Wix" Wickens recreating the song's distinctive synthesizer elements, and drummer Abe Laboriel Jr., transforming the original solo synth-pop composition into a rock-band format with prominent guitars and drums.[41][42] The song became a regular setlist staple during the remainder of the 2015 Out There Tour, appearing in 21 of the tour's shows.[43] It continued as a highlight in the subsequent One on One Tour from 2016 to 2018, performed in 50 of approximately 79 concerts, with fan sing-alongs often encouraged during the chorus to enhance audience engagement.[43][44] Following the One on One Tour, "Temporary Secretary" saw occasional revivals. It was performed once at the Glastonbury Festival in 2022 during a special set, three times during the 2023 leg of the Got Back Tour, and six times in 2024 during the Got Back Tour. In 2025, it reappeared as a surprise during McCartney's intimate residency at the Bowery Ballroom in New York City on February 14, one of two performances that year. As of November 2025, the track has been performed live approximately 96 times in total.[43][45][46]Reception and Legacy
Critical Reception
Upon its release in 1980, "Temporary Secretary" received mixed reviews from critics, who often dismissed it as gimmicky amid the prevailing punk and post-punk ethos that favored raw authenticity over synthesized experimentation.[17] Rolling Stone characterized the track's robotic vocal effects as a "computer abstraction," critiquing the song's synth-heavy production and playful lyrics as overly whimsical and out of step with the era's musical trends.[47] UK critics were similarly negative; for instance, NME described McCartney II as "not worth the plastic it's printed on," viewing its electronic experimentation as misguided.[48] Initial reception was predominantly negative, though the album's lo-fi experimentation divided listeners and laid groundwork for later appreciation. Over the ensuing decades, critical opinion shifted significantly, with the song increasingly reevaluated as a prescient and bold foray into electronic pop that anticipated 1980s synth trends.[49] By the 2000s, retrospectives began highlighting its enduring appeal, and the 2011 remastered reissue prompted Pitchfork to describe parts of McCartney II as sounding "oddly current" and forward-looking, with "Temporary Secretary" noted for its "frenzied synth programming" and bizarre vocal as an irritating but interesting highlight.[49] This reassessment positioned the track as an "insane highlight" of McCartney's solo catalog, influencing later electronic and dance music scenes.[50]Cultural Impact and Rankings
"Temporary Secretary" developed a cult following in the 2000s, particularly among electronic music enthusiasts and through its adoption in club DJ sets worldwide. Initially overlooked upon release, the song's quirky synth-driven sound and unconventional lyrics resonated in underground scenes, where it was praised as an "oddly catchy electro-pop nugget" and a hidden gem in McCartney's discography. This resurgence was fueled by the internet's role in rediscovering obscure tracks, transforming it into a favorite for remixes and fan discussions. The track has earned retrospective acclaim in music rankings, highlighting its enduring appeal. In 2013, Rolling Stone placed "Temporary Secretary" at No. 36 on its list of the 40 greatest Paul McCartney solo songs, noting its status as a cult favorite. Similarly, in 2014, NME ranked it No. 167 on its 500 Greatest Songs of All Time, describing it as a "wonky electro-pop gem" from McCartney II that captured the era's experimental spirit. Its influence extends to electronic music, where it inspired elements of the synth-pop revival in the 2000s and beyond. The song's repetitive sequencer patterns and futuristic vibe contributed to early synth-pop experimentation, as seen in its inclusion among key tracks from the 1980 British synthpop boom. It has been sampled and remixed in electronic genres, notably by Radio Slave in a 2003 re-edit that extended its nearly seven-minute runtime and emphasized its dancefloor potential.[51] The 2022 release of the McCartney I II III box set, which included a remastered edition of McCartney II, renewed interest in the album and boosted streaming numbers for "Temporary Secretary." As of November 2025, the track has accumulated over 50 million plays on Spotify. In 2025, marking the 45th anniversary of McCartney II, the song received renewed attention in music retrospectives and social media discussions for its experimental legacy.[52]Credits
Track Listing
"Temporary Secretary" was issued as a single exclusively in 12-inch vinyl format in the United Kingdom on September 15, 1980.[53]12-inch Single (R 6039)
| Side | Title | Duration | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| A | Temporary Secretary | 3:13 | From the album McCartney II |
| B | Secret Friend | 10:30 | Extended instrumental, non-album track |
